A joke thread, lets make some laughs

DiegoPalacios 2022-06-22 22:12:29 UTC #29

I've got a META-joke

when someone tries to tell a knock knock joke....say "come in!"

bronte448 2022-07-09 02:21:17 UTC #30

Nightmare, looking at Error, Dust, Killer and Snow: I'll have five Whoppers and...
Glaring at Horror: Five. More Whoppers.

Stargazer31 2022-07-12 17:50:39 UTC #31

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

simplykit 2022-07-13 23:26:47 UTC #32

samiluu 2022-07-14 09:25:22 UTC #33

omg I love it most of the jokes I know are in spanish, so I can't share much with you... would you like it if I share a meme or two of my comics?

samiluu 2022-07-14 09:26:59 UTC #34

that's sadly too real in my country

MalonTheArtist 2022-07-14 10:29:21 UTC #35

Really, dang...That's harsh, times are hard. Wow is it okay if I laugh with you as well XD I hope that made you laugh even more

Stargazer31 2022-08-08 13:56:15 UTC #36

What's red and looks like a bucket?
A blue bucket with sunburn

simplykit 2022-08-10 20:17:21 UTC #37

bronte448 2022-08-28 18:09:12 UTC #38

Yo why can I see this happening?

The Hole

Feat. Spamton and Jevil
J: Hey, have you seen my Devilsknife?
S: What, the yellow and purple one?
J: Yeah.
S: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
J: What hole - OH MY GOSH
Almost falls in
BWAH
J: What is that?!
S: It's a hole.
J: Yeah, I see that, what's it doing here?!
S: Well, I woke up this morning... sips coffee Ah. And there was this hole.
J: Did you do anything about it?!
S: Well, yeah, I put a rug over it.
BWAH
S: Yeah, it fell into the hole.
J: Should we call the police or something?
S: Oh, yeah, I called the police!
J: Well, where are they?
S: In the hole.
BWAH
J: Ahh! Wait. Where's Ralsei?
S: sweats
J: draws some suits Spamton G. Spamton, where is Ralsei?
S: He's at work.
J: Oh. Wait. Where does he work?
S: In the hole.
BWAH
J: GAH! How deep even is this thing?! Hold on -
Jevil steals Spamton's mug and drops it.
Long pause.
S: That was my favorite mug. Now it's it the hole.
BWAH
J: Where did this thing COME from?! For all we know, i-it could be an interdimensional wormhole or, or a gateway to - Spamton?
Spamton is gone
J: Oh, no, SPAMTON!
S: Sup? I got a snack. Moist, delicious cookies
J: DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A GLITCH!
Arm comes out of the hole snarling
J: AAAAHHHHHTYTNCDGBFCTDNTN
Spamton blasts the arm with his pipis
J: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!
S: Hole monster.
J: Where did it come from?!
S: ...
J: Right. The hole. I - how are so calm about all this?
S: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
J: WHAT SPACE OCTOPUS?!
BWAH
J: runs screaming GCFTYTJTDYTYRDHTDTYHTJYHT
S: That one.

PhilWynn 2022-10-19 07:18:30 UTC #39

TheLemmaLlama 2022-10-19 10:58:50 UTC #40

What do you call a serrated blade that doesn't go to church?

A secular saw.

bronte448 2022-10-23 00:59:59 UTC #41

Sergio has become the very thing he swore to destroy.

Girl: Oh my gosh, how are you such a good driver?
Sergio: Because there's illegal [$$$$] in here. chuckles Because if I don't use my turn signal, we're both gonna do 15. Because I'm going to lie and say it's yours. Put your seatbelt on, Sweetheart, you are not safe.

bronte448 2022-10-31 23:48:12 UTC #42

History be like:

NicDemonic 2022-11-01 06:33:18 UTC #43

bronte448 2022-11-05 00:17:57 UTC #44

Sergio: Lexi?
Lexi: sigh Yes, Surge?
S: Can a person breathe inside the washing machine while it's on?
L:
S:
L:
S:
L: Where's Spamton?

BoxForAFox 2022-11-05 00:21:59 UTC #45

Dropping an apple is the best way to assess the gravity of a situation.

TheLemmaLlama 2022-11-09 23:42:29 UTC #46

Ego-Eyed (adj.)
Having an overinflated opinion of one's observation skills

TheLemmaLlama 2022-12-24 07:52:39 UTC #47

I once said something that angered a lot of idea guys and lights-off-dining enthusiasts ...

... they came after me with pitches and torchforks

sushy00 2022-12-24 16:32:34 UTC #48

haha pitches! Good one!