A joke thread, lets make some laughs

bronte448 2022-10-23 00:59:59 UTC #41

Sergio has become the very thing he swore to destroy.

Girl: Oh my gosh, how are you such a good driver?
Sergio: Because there's illegal [$$$$] in here. chuckles Because if I don't use my turn signal, we're both gonna do 15. Because I'm going to lie and say it's yours. Put your seatbelt on, Sweetheart, you are not safe.

bronte448 2022-10-31 23:48:12 UTC #42

History be like:

NicDemonic 2022-11-01 06:33:18 UTC #43

bronte448 2022-11-05 00:17:57 UTC #44

Sergio: Lexi?
Lexi: sigh Yes, Surge?
S: Can a person breathe inside the washing machine while it's on?
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S:
L: Where's Spamton?

BoxForAFox 2022-11-05 00:21:59 UTC #45

Dropping an apple is the best way to assess the gravity of a situation.

TheLemmaLlama 2022-11-09 23:42:29 UTC #46

Ego-Eyed (adj.)
Having an overinflated opinion of one's observation skills

TheLemmaLlama 2022-12-24 07:52:39 UTC #47

I once said something that angered a lot of idea guys and lights-off-dining enthusiasts ...

... they came after me with pitches and torchforks

sushy00 2022-12-24 16:32:34 UTC #48

haha pitches! Good one!