Is it around noon now?
Would you believe if I said it's 1 PM where I live?
It is....high noon?
Isn't high a state of mind?
Or is mind a state of high?....
Did you know that once you started start clapping... you never stop, you just take longer pauses between claps?
Did you know that any pizza can be a single size pizza, if you just believe??
What if pizza sizes are just a social constructs?
What if social constructs were formed because of pizza?
What if everything exists because of pizza?
Why does every culture have their own version of sandwiches and tacos but not pizza?
Why is everyone talking about social constructs, pizza, culture, sandwiches, tacos?
.. Second question: can you eat all that on a pizza like regular toppings?
Would a social construct pizza taste like an existential crisis?
Doesn't sprinkling powder cheese on your cheese pizza count as a psychological breakdown?
...Where is the lamb sauce?
Are you impersonating Gordon Ramsey?
Don't we all have a little Gordon Ramsey in us?
Didn't you know you can have your little Gordon Ramsey removed with same day surgery?
Isn’t same day surgery dangerous?
What kind of surgery is danger free?