No I didn't want a literal peg-meet-hole solution to this singular literal issue. Everyone was upset at me for wanting them to write my story for me, and now everyone is demanding specific story details so they can write it for me. I didn't need you to tell me what my own story should be and that's why I didn't say anything. I want an answer to the question I asked separate from the idea of me as a person.
VapidInk was right, I honestly should have just googled this.