What, you don't remember the chicken being here last night?
Do you think the chicken had an accomplice?
Should we call the CSI (Chicken Sandwich Isawesum)?
Do chickens eat cookies?
Do cookies eat chickens?
If a cookie eats a cookie, is it a chicken?
or is that cannibalism ? or maybe cookie ism
Then the chicken went to the store to get cookies?
Buying cookies to cover its tracks?
tracks? so the chicken is some sort of athletic chicken?
What if it was an athletic cookie dressed up as a chicken?
How did the cookie gain the ability to move?
What was the cookie's insurance policy? Could the chicken have done it for the money?
so you think it was foul pay after all?
Wait, there's cookie insurance policies? What if Flo is behind this?
what if the cookie dressed up as a chicken to fake his own death and receive the the money from the insurance?
do you think he will only be paid chicken feed?
Does the cookie have friends that can be questioned?
Are the rest of the cookies in protective custody disguised as cheese crackers?
are we sure they are cookies and not infiltrated chickens?