Ask Abomination for the Advice your Puny Mortal Ears need to Hear!

MerrowBros 2021-12-21 01:47:54 UTC #41

7) Wirecat

@nkapit

BLTX 2021-12-21 02:00:01 UTC #42

I'm gonna write my own letter just to get those tickets!

nkapit 2021-12-21 08:19:49 UTC #43

perfection, THANK YOU

MerrowBros 2021-12-22 00:43:49 UTC #44

8) Alice

@EncryptedWriting

migxmeg 2021-12-22 01:26:39 UTC #45

These are such gold, @MerrowBros

EncryptedWriting 2021-12-22 02:57:31 UTC #46

Aw, I love that. She likely would have waved because she thought it was a dream since being murdered is a surreal thing.

MerrowBros 2021-12-23 00:26:46 UTC #47

9) Alpha Alpaca

@aqua03

aqua03 2021-12-23 00:29:42 UTC #48

Lol, got a good laugh out of this one. Unfortunately Argonians like Alpha Alpaca are weak to fire due to their fluffy wool, so he might have to get the resident non-flammable edgelord 90's anti-hero to do that for him. Thanks for the comic.

BLTX 2021-12-23 00:34:24 UTC #49

SOMEONE really likes his Lucky Charms, I see.

MerrowBros 2021-12-23 00:43:05 UTC #50

They're what every growing demon lord needs.

MerrowBros 2021-12-28 00:21:58 UTC #51

10) Malicious Fingers

@Zak

Sorry this one took so much longer than everyone else's. Christmas snuck up on me.

Zak 2021-12-28 00:43:32 UTC #52

Love it! Thanks so much! I am sure he will take this advice in the future! lol

AnonymousHouseCat 2021-12-28 12:06:25 UTC #53

haha I really enjoyed reading these! The humor is on point! XD I also appreciated the reference to Strongbad emails. I am realizing that the only decent colored art I have of any of my OCs was for a fake dating sim prompt in the forums earlier this year, so I will use that.

Hello Abomination,

Hullo. Howdy. Hi. Yes. I'm frustrated because my boss doesn't seem to see my point of view? I became a grim reaper because it seemed exciting, but my boss keeps giving me very unexciting and repetitive tasks. Then she's somehow disappointed that I bring "treasures" back to the office instead of souls? She calls them "junk" and doesn't even appreciate when I bring back animal or bug friends as an extra special surprise. How can I approach my boss about this? Or am I doing something wrong? Also my new friend keeps insisting that she's alive when we both know that's not true, but that's it's own thing.

Thanks,
Annika (Annie)

nathanKmcwilliams 2021-12-28 17:25:33 UTC #54

I love the literal Face Book here XD I feel like this is Abominations best advice so far haha

BLTX 2021-12-28 22:14:57 UTC #55

I saw the names crossed out on the present, but my first thought was Dr. Wiley.

MerrowBros 2021-12-29 22:47:13 UTC #56

11) This entry doesn't exist. You just imagined it.

@AnonymousHouseCat

AnonymousHouseCat 2021-12-31 11:04:54 UTC #57

@MerrowBros haha thank you!! Annie's boss is already questioning all of her life choices, so this just might work! And rumor has it that she does have a portal to hell in her office, hidden behind all of the motivational posters, so it might be possible for Abomination to have met her? "Two bulimic scorpions fighting over which Jonas brother is most punchable" is a word combination that I would have never expected to see XD.

Nossumy 2021-12-31 18:20:39 UTC #58

"Dear Abomination,

Something terrible has happened to me yesterday. I always thought I'm all alone in this world and while I was enjoying my dinner, out of nowhere someone came from my right. I grabbed my trusty frying pan and hit whatever was coming at me. After I took a closer look I noticed it was a chicken... my own kind. I've done a terrible thing... what am I supposed to do now? Eagerly waiting for your response, Chippo."

MerrowBros 2022-01-03 21:46:52 UTC #59

12) Chippo

@Nossumy

Nossumy 2022-01-03 22:12:35 UTC #60

That's great I've laughed a lot

Are you planning to publish it on tapas?