Bad Summary of your work!

Lingering_Wanderer 2025-08-22 03:40:02 UTC #1

Let's try a different promotion method! Come up with the funniest bad summary for your novel/comic, I'll start:

Boy eats crusty twin in-utero, and is chosen to end all sorcery 18 years later. Twin somehow curses him as well.

Be creative!

Read Garden of Severed Wills here: https://tapas.io/series/GoSW

sophialyn 2025-08-22 05:18:56 UTC #2

LOL that sounds insane excited to check it out!
Mine is
6 mentally ill haters are forced to fight an immortal 9 year old’s imaginary friend.

justincarbunkle 2025-08-22 06:31:10 UTC #3

Drugged up white boy and unmedicated friends destroy the world because autistic scientist blew up his lab.

Lingering_Wanderer 2025-08-22 07:13:50 UTC #4

the preview art reminds me of a chaotic version of Inside Out haha, I'll check out your work once I knock off work!

kyupol 2025-08-22 07:57:26 UTC #5

Ex war goddess now commands an army of incels that's growing so fast...

ambermdo 2025-08-22 08:11:21 UTC #6

High school students act out fairytales in the Roaring Twenties

shriraa.sha 2025-08-22 12:16:12 UTC #7

A fugitive is on the run from a lunatic, who then meets four more lunatics that have the power to turn an entire nation into idiots. Oh! How could I forget, they teach a godforsaken class as well with no experience whatsoever. Sounds fun!

Lane_Kalchik 2025-08-22 12:33:27 UTC #8

Boy finds out his parents hate him so he starts hating everyone else.

Aero 2025-08-22 14:15:15 UTC #9

Two enemies-turned-allies momentarily stop an alien invasion, get betrayed by their own allies, and die for their trouble. Then the universe says “redo” and throws them back ten years earlier. What follows is equal parts diplomacy, regret, and destiny playing tug-of-war.

Red_Dog 2025-08-22 14:20:03 UTC #10

Some weird chick with anxiety bites monsters.

MolderingMartyr 2025-08-22 18:20:51 UTC #11

snake guy tries to date everyone in his multiverse

giamarvelousunime 2025-08-23 15:22:16 UTC #12

Hello! One is about 3 teen's and a dog's dream
The second is about 2 brothers with divorced parents trying to survive but everything gets worse
SURPRISE:

Yunatsuki 2025-08-23 18:32:41 UTC #13

A young man fall in love with a pianist and end up fighting a criminal organization while flirting.

jwabeasley 2025-08-23 23:55:47 UTC #14

A teenage girl keeps her older boyfriend on a literal leash, it doesn't impress her parents.

toonben 2025-08-24 00:02:46 UTC #15

Cocky half-elf elf and his allies fight gun-wielding monsters with swords, magic, and hand crossbow.

kitschensyngk 2025-08-24 00:54:48 UTC #16

A kid makes a friend.

And then he makes another.

And another.