This has sent me searching for the 'dictionary of comic sound effects' I compiled in an exercise book while I was still at primary school. I scoured my comics for the best ones I could find and listed them under alphabetical headings as I found them.
This would have been in the early 70s. The best ones were sourced from 'Look-in' - a comic consisting of licensed television strips based on what was showing on ITV at the time. Hence two I will never forget...
CLEEEKA! - the sound of David Cassidy's retractable ballpoint pen being used as an offensive weapon.
THOOOOM-BANG! - the sound of a coconut shy exploding in the vicinity of the Fenn Street Gang.
I'll post some of my own tomorrow...