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Dec 2019

When I think no one will realize my true intention, JRHoch is there to expose me!
Sorry balloons. We weren’t covert enough :sob::balloon: :balloon:

And since one balloon is wet, I assume these are water balloons?

self-lubing assholes are an omegaverse thing though, aren't they?
Speaking of holy shit that whole sub-genre is ew

I've run into them constantly outside of omegaverse comics too, as I avoid that sub-genre harder than I avoid death.

If it is in the ABO/ger universe, I could accept the self-lubing thing... but if it is in the normal universe, unless it was already 'filled' in, the person who put it in should probably think twice. Rectal discharge doesn't sound very... good 🤣

Seriously! I’m not even talking about the omegaverse. Like, so many that I’ve started to read, the seme is always like “oh look, you’re wet here already. Who knew you were such a naughty boy” :tired_face:
Awful

my reaction reading this thread and its derivatives:

How is that even possible?!?

You might not know how vaginas/penises work depending on what model you drove out the factory with and personal experience but...

A butthole comes standard in all makes and models.

Like if it is wet for no good reason, abort mission.

Ahhh shite this is the second topic I’ve derailed on Tapas in my year here. I’m so sorry you guys (cries)

@Kura

Honestly, omegaverse wouldn't probably bother me so much if it weren't for the EXTREME edition non-con that is brings by default AND the self-lubing assholes thing.

I tend to pick and choose pretty carefully what I read nowadays (unless I'm reading it in a discord call with my friends for shits and giggles coz I'm an (not self-lubing) asshole) so I don't think I've ever seen it outside of smelly boy manga, but I'll take your words for it lmao

Think we're going to need a mature warning label on this entire thread.

Actually, you're wrong there. Some people have assholes, others have manginas.

I agree lol. I usually don't enjoy f/m romance because I always have problems with the female character. Many stories often characterize the female as this weak and fragile thing. Even if they can kick ass they still needs to be protected by the male. Or maybe the female is wayy too focused on looks and beauty. This is just a personal taste, but I can't enjoy a character who obsessed too much on looks since I don't care about those. There's also the inescapable motherhood role that is always pushed on the female. As a childfree person this really turns me off.

ALL THESE POINTS!!
Tho I have seen my fair share of BL's where the 'uke' is also a weak and fragile thing, actually a LOT.

But yeah, in my current f/m story, I never put an emphasis on beauty for my heroine. She sometimes gets insecure about her looks only because of a rather prominent burns and scarring on her head. But other than that she doesn't go the extra-mile on her appearance.

And once she gets with her partner, he doesn't make any demands for children either, and she doesn't really want them in particular.