That's when the dragon went to get some food from his fridge because...
BECAUSE HE HAD THE MUNCHIES!!! The dragon had a hankering for baked potato
But the potato was gone! The Dragon's jerk roommate Stephen had eaten the baked potato during his weekly viewing of Downton Abbey.
The dragon found stale potato chips and decided to eat those instead. It was better than missing his favorite show, after all.
That's when breaking news interrupted with a story about some ninja. He looked vaguely familiar. This caused the dragon to...
change the channel. He could maybe catch his show on the west coast feed.
BUT he found that the west coast feed was nothing but lame infomercials. Every channel was boring product after boring product. So...
He opened Netflix to watch his show, only to discover that his free trial had expired last week.
The dragon then attempted to watch his show on the internet.
Only to get spammed with viruses attacking his computer. Geez this dragon doesn't ever seem to catch a break does he?
finally, in a fit of rage, the dragon grabs the nearest pebble and throws it at the screen, causing it to....
... Let out an explosive fart to deflect the pebble because technology is weird.
The dragon decides that he's had enough. He takes his TV back to Best Buy. He'll let the Geek Squad handle this mess!
The Geek Squad called in a Black-Magic Love Doctor because they read "on the internet somewhere" that the Love Guru can solve all problems.
The Black Magic Love Doctor's chauffer passed out and crashed into the front doors of the Best Buy.20 people were killed.
Because of the black magic, they were all resurrected as zombies.
And the Love Guru unleashed millions of spambots.
This was the start of the zombie apocalypse and as the zombies grew in number, they waged a never ending war against the spambots.
Many humans watched feeling powerless to stop a war they didn't want. On the other hand, there were others than didn't mind and took sides and fought one another. That's when the military came in and...
.... Cut off the zombie access to the internet.. With nothing to divert their attention they began to feed on humans.
