Corrupt-A-Wish!

Mocha 2017-01-19 16:50:41 UTC #482

(Ha! Jokes on you, I have free health care.)

Granted!~•'.~
The expiration date has been extended to 5 years, however this now means that 5 people get to corrupt a single wish. In other words, five times the normal amount of suffering and despair.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

maelstrom51210 2017-01-20 13:56:56 UTC #483

For a brief minute in time, you realize your one desire in life. Something that would only vastly improve you existence.

Too bad you wasted it!

I wish someone would make a Redwall movie or something instead of another Fifty Shades of Grey one. Did the first movie even sell that well?!

Evan 2017-01-21 04:36:27 UTC #484

Someone makes a doomsday device that destroys the Earth instead of another Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Debatably, the end of the world was a better outcome, though.

I wish to make my first wish destruction upon the entire Earth in order to fulfil a prophecy told by @Mocha.

Mocha 2017-01-21 06:23:14 UTC #485

(Woah, so does this officially make me a doomsday prophet now?)

Congratulations! You have brought upon the destruction of the entire earth and all of humanity with it! Unfortunately for you someone decided to rebuild the earth in the exact state it was in before it was destroyed, so now you're back to square one.

I wish to be the coolest prophet ever~

Evan 2017-01-23 23:58:05 UTC #486

You become the coolest prophet ever be walking outside in space, your body freezes any you die in near absolute zero temperatures.

I wish for a comprehensive list of rules on the limits to wishing in a reasonably plausible and practical way to store the information. Not necessarily to actually read, but more to simply have.

Vanesalisa 2017-01-24 11:17:24 UTC #487

I wish to Enroll to Hogwarts and get sort to a cooler house

lukas3 2017-02-03 01:48:10 UTC #488

You Enroll to Hogwarts and get sorted into the house you wish!

However, you enroll into Hogwarts when it was first founded so that means no WiFi, no TV, no AC, Owl Mail, and no family or friends as they weren't born back then. I guess now you don't have any 21st century luxuries!

Vanesalisa 2017-02-03 03:20:04 UTC #489

it's not that bad at all wait first founded as in medieval times noooooo they have no water plumbing system there