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Oct 2021

IDK what you're talking bout bud all I know is my mom is staring at me with the 'child u need help' look while I fall from my chair after laughing too much (I actually fell lmfao)

Mhm but she gave you the face? I thought that was a parents resting face-

Usually its the 'ur such a disappointment, go study' look but now it was more of a scowl with the extra 'ur not my child pls' look

sigh Asian parents more sigh (maybe some wheezing too)

why is this thread just me being an idiot lmfao did I accidentally crucio the rest of the squad too—

#problemsofbeingvoldemort

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Alright I left my computer for an hour or so and came back to find myself in 100% in wizard meme school. As I am utterly unknowledgeable in both magic and memes, I am now hiding under my desk planning to switch schools.

I fell asleep in class and woke up to forbidden spells being casually thrown out there, I hate it here

Daydreams and makes ridiculously detailed survival plan in my head about what I would do if I fell into Victorian England via a timewarp or sumnt, and how I would explain myself and stay alive instead of listening

What are we doing in school anyways I've already crucio-d the teacher THIS IS BORING AF
Anyone up for dueling : D

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Would this be a good time to mention that my story is about these good old days?

...and I just realized I became the kid who cluelessly changes the subject and gets roasted by the whole class.

Me walking into the classroom be like.

Yeah just imagine me (Voldemort) dancing around and getting scared of the fire.

Oooh ooh I would roast but sadly I prefer barbecue : D * gets shot *

casually lights a match and throws it on a wooden desk, and starts shooting pencil darts :dart: at the targets

shoves self into nearby cabinet, waits for either death or the bell, whichever comes first