passes the lifetime contract Here you go, my first Death Eater and personal assistant.LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN
Signs contract and then pulls blazer, clipboard and cat-eye glasses out of thin air
Update: I have found Yoda and Darth Vader in the shadows the revolution has started already
[image credits: reddit not mine]
This is what we're talking about ( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)
#deatheaterswhereareyou
REVOLUTION ️️️️.
(The teach is dead)
How about grilled?
Okay, no...am I just making myself a food item here?Shucks.
Hey, hey! I wanna sell my soul to become a Death Eater too! lol
I'll book you an appointment with the dark lord
Hell yeahhh
(character limit)
@Kittyfox wishes to sell their soul to you oh cursed one.
frantically googles "i'm a muggle in a wizarding school where people torture each other PLS HELP ME"
I accept. Welcome to the Death Eaters squad @Kittyfox
Aw sad times rip in peace @Kaydreamer you will be missed
tosses away a body in the closet No we don't sir/ma'am I think this is a misunderstanding, we are a friendly bunch of school kids in their teenage you see.
Is it too late to drop out? I'm considering my options
The real question is why would you want to-...okay never mind you can just yeet yourself out of the classroom to drop out. Sad to see you go
#voldemort_is_sad
(starts writing on clipboard) penciling in a period of sadness at two o'clock.
...you have my attention, I think I might stay for a while longer
#voldemort_is_happy_again
I got a rip in my jeans. Will this make my pants look cooler or will my classmates think I am too poor to afford proper clothes?
