God damn it I actually learned how to play guitar
You've sealed your fate XD
just kidding, fun fact everyones fate's are sealed
Did you know that if you cut a banana fruit in half, then cut the tip (which ever side is okay) and Then inserted a healthy rose stem and plant it on a pot with fertilizer and water it daily, you'll grow a rose flavoured banana?
Did you know that marshmallows are really just melted jelly beans?
Does the color of the banana waries depending on a color of the rose I planted? o:
Yes, but if you planted a black colored rose in it, it will have a faint taste of charcoal.
Did you know that Confucius have said to his students once: "Never believe quotes in the Internet"?
Did you know that Issac Newton stole his theory from Sir Richard Apples? The whole "apple falling on head" tale was twisted! What really happened was that Newton got into a fight with Apple after being caught trying to steal his work and was twonked in the head!
True Story!
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone so he could take selfies.
George Washington Carver developed hundreds of products from peanuts because his evil twin had a nut allergy.
No no, it'll taste like licorice. My cousin did that once.
"Do not trust everything you see on the internet. Always research the fact first."
You know when you cook rice and there's still water in it after it's done? Just stick your phone in the bowl. It'll suck all that pesky water right out!
Did you know that "exposure" is actually an ancient currency and with enough of it you can buy literally anything? o:
Did you know chess pieces contain the reincarnated souls of people who fart in crowded elevators?
here is a fun fact i found out recently: on tapas are comics with topics other than boylove and genderbenderism.
But that's true tho XD
Yer supposed to do a fact that's not true.
well it isn't. i was searching and searching...
You know what? Dog actually can talk! Don't believe me? I don't believe myself either!
They're just talking in an evolved human language called F'vahsih. It's been 1000 years ahead of its time, and we're just not there yet.
If you cook macaroni and cheese in the microwave, the machine will come alive and use the noodles against you in a battle royale.