[Reposted due to messing up the reply feature, for like the fifth time recently]
Sorry for my wrong assumption there. I suspected from "D'aww you're so innocent. Well, have fun with that." that I had upset you or done something wrong from (what I read to be) the tone of the message. I guess I misinterpreted, which is my bad. The subject matter we are discussing here puts me on edge so I was more inclined to read a negative response.
I have now finished my cursory look at those comics and while I definitely need to take a closer look at some, nothing stuck out to me. There's loads of stuff that was about nonbinary/genderqueer characters and their relationship with their identity/sexuality, which is definitely something that should exist but not really what I am looking for right now, and plenty of stuff that was clearly just porn. There was also this very strange shitpost comic about a man married to Betty Boop, that was so bizarre that I now feel an obligation to read it for entirely unrelated reasons than my initial search criteria. Perhaps ironically I found a lot of the results to be too horny - how that is possible given my search criteria is complicated, and definitely not the fault of the list or the compilers thereof - just very odd taste on my part basically. That I was clearing my browsing history every 20 minutes because I was terrified that one of them would show up in my "recently opened" pages list didn't help (not that I'm sure who I was trying to hide this from, since anyone who really wanted to find out what I was up to would be able to reverse engineer myself to this account and figure it out from there). I'll definitely keep looking.
Splatterbrain, based on a very brief look at the first chapter, looks like the closest I have seen so far to what I hope for. Attractive women in bathing suits, not egregious, a genuine story with zombies etc. Thanks a bunch for that suggestion.