so.. no bj?
Gods Forbid I try to find actual meaning in my life. How long is this- wait... you solved it already?
I will devour your soles! for I am too short to reach anything else.
Y̴̢̛͎ơ̵̞̰̈́u̵̜͗͠ ̷̪͚̃̿s̸̡̋m̶̼̣̒ẻ̵̬̗̌l̴̛̛̲l̷̖̺̕ ̷͍͋͗ṋ̵̯̂͐i̸͎̰͗͊c̷͎͘e̸͉̣͑...
I'm so sorry but...
Banana.BanaNA.BaNANA.BANANAAA!
BANANANA. BANA BANANANA BANANA NA! 🤣🤣
(You have to know TAWOG To like this.)
EDIT: I regret this.
With that post and that face?
"I regret nothing."
I'm going to eat this hair straightener.
"Veal is baby cow. Baby cow comes from cow. Cow is beef. Veal is... beef."
" There, I'm on my bikini. Now you try this up your... "
P.S. Sorry, i couldn't help it XD
I... should say something?
Content now that I had destroyed them all~ ^w^
"Look, I know that song totally went viral and all, but that's not what I say...."
"You wouldn't be able to handle all this horsepower."
" I see so many ways we could end up together... "
Wait... that wasn't your mother?!
"I have found inner peace."
" Alright... time to get myself some carrots! "
"Why would I break the fourth wall...?"
(I dunno )
Or rather, "On the outside, I'm calm..."
lmao this is priceless!