OOOOHHH, I'm the On-ion man!... woman!
"WEEEOHH WEEEOOOHH WEEE- Oh, wait, I'm a hat!"
"I'm too cool to show the pain but this sun is REALLY roasting my back right now"
"Thank goodness, you've finally given me a good enough reason to justify punching you in the face."
"Be honest with me..do I look pretty cool with this mask?"
"this trip is not going out as he was waiting"
"The "in" thing is not brushing your hair, so stop pushing your outdated social-norms on me mom."
"Yeah....yeah... whatever dude. I'm eating cruchy choc cereals for diner anyway!"
"Shave? I did that five minutes ago!" (the struggle is real)
"I said I did NOT forget my pants! I swear!..."
Actually they're short shorts. Because, you know, its summer time....
"Oh god I have to go to the bathroom too, great"
Dang! When will it be christmas? Why do I have to be 'Rudolph the red-nosed half clown, half reindeer'....
Harambe was my father. Now i must study to take revenge!
"FINALLY! I have created a butt with a strange tail! Now to add my logo on top of it...Perfect! It's a masterpiece!"
"I just ate a unicorn!"
Moop, Merp, Doop Boop Dabitty Doo
"Why don't my glasses have lens" lol
''Hi there! My nose is a diamond! ^^''
"Yo dude, I'm like high as shit right now."
