"this trip is not going out as he was waiting"
"The "in" thing is not brushing your hair, so stop pushing your outdated social-norms on me mom."
"Yeah....yeah... whatever dude. I'm eating cruchy choc cereals for diner anyway!"
"Shave? I did that five minutes ago!" (the struggle is real)
"I said I did NOT forget my pants! I swear!..."
Actually they're short shorts. Because, you know, its summer time....
"Oh god I have to go to the bathroom too, great"
Dang! When will it be christmas? Why do I have to be 'Rudolph the red-nosed half clown, half reindeer'....
Harambe was my father. Now i must study to take revenge!
"FINALLY! I have created a butt with a strange tail! Now to add my logo on top of it...Perfect! It's a masterpiece!"
"I just ate a unicorn!"
Moop, Merp, Doop Boop Dabitty Doo
"Why don't my glasses have lens" lol
''Hi there! My nose is a diamond! ^^''
"Yo dude, I'm like high as shit right now."
''Ughhh... What now...?''
"dude I am back in the 70s and rock all of y'all"
"Just because I'm kawaii af doesn't mean I won't steal your soul and take it to hell... WHERE IT BELONGS!"
"Hello ladies look at your man..now back to me..look at your man..now back to me. Sadly he isn't me, but if he switch to old spice body wash he could smell like me."
Don't do drugs! Don't you dare!
