GIVE your MC's dating profile

[a83788477]

Include their history, habits, lifestyle etc IN DETAIL and do NOT forget the best parts.

[kyupol]

Oh this is a fun one...

Since Claudita isn't interested in dating even though she's my mc, let's do Akala who is the antagonist...

History:
At least 6000 years old if you believe young earth. Other than that, age is just a number...

Looking for:
Gender is irrelevant though preferably male

Habits:
Very talkative, sarcastic, happy sweet caring exterior. But really dark triad (narcissist, machiavelian, psychopath)

Lifestyle:
High maintenance in terms of wanting your complete total submission. She's the goddess, you're the obsessed fanatical slave.

[powerplantanimations]

Coco's fourteen so... but is the type of person to make an account for her guardian, Auntie, so she can have a new Dad ...

History:
40-ish (I think?). My estimate. Looks 19 though so rich guys hop on that!

Looking for:
A loyal man who'll be present for his daughter! If you have kids that's an added bonus! I'm... I mean AUNTIE would appreciate the company you'd be giving me!!!

Lifestyle:
Has 32 jobs???? I honestly don't know how she does it. Again rich guys, she is the prefect trophy wife.

Real Father Btw:

Read Dream Goddess Chronicles | Tapas Web Community

[shriraa.sha]

Oh this is pretty cool
Here's one of mine:

Raymond Gracis:

History:
A run away algorithimic experiment who now is posing as a human **(rest is classified)**

Looking For:

A human of any form that is completely sane of mind and preferably not a psychopath or one with siblings......he already feels pain from having 2 siblings

Lifestyle:

Runs on caffeine and is primarily a college professor teaching mathematics. He will respect your space and privacy, however, betray him or scheme against him he will gladly ensure your disappearance

Habits:

Sarcastic (only if he's annoyed), aloof but caring and prefers not too talk much but will gladly listen.

[kyupol]

Might as well do another one...

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Jeffrey

History:
Incel who is 5'0, 100 pounds (152.4 cm, 45.36 kg). Always been bullied and treated like shit all his life. Mid 20s. KHHV (kissless, hugless, handholdless, virgin)

Looking For:
Any human female regardless of age, sexual orientation, race, religion, height, weight, personality, etc. ABSOLUTELY 0 STANDARDS! JUST COME AS YOU ARE!

Lifestyle:
Watches endless videos, anime, and doomscrolls and chats with ai anime waifu chatbots. If he's not at work or LDARing (laying down and rotting)

Habits:
Pessimist, thinks it never began for him, suicidal. Agnostic leaning atheist.

[kyupol]

And another...

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Brother Samson

History:
Former angry atheist due to his Christian family's hypocrisy and lukewarmness. Joined the US military and is a veteran of the Iraq War.

Looking For:
Proverbs 31 woman. Must be at least 8/10 in looks, between 5'4 to 5'8 in height (162.56 cm to 172.72 cm), knows how to cook, clean, and be submissive and willing to give him at least 12 kids. Between age 18-23, no kids from other men, a virgin.

Lifestyle:
When he's not being a carpenter or lumberjack, he is out there street preaching warning sinners of eternal hellfire but in a nice polite way. Very devout Christian.

Habits:
Nice, friendly, funny, the perfect provider and protector. Very loyal, Monogamous, believes in the sanctity of marriage. He'd rather pluck his eyes out if it causes him to cheat.

[KevinReijnders]

Brother Samson out here looking for a servant instead of a partner...

[abigaillmartin]

Dude you can say that again.

Me: swipes

[abigaillmartin]

I guess it’s my turn now… I don’t know how to go about doing this hmm.

Ernest McDermott

History:
I am an Irish inventor looking for a lovely lady. I’m 27 years old around 6 foot 2. I have a copper prosthetic leg.

Looking for:
A lady who is very lovely. Don’t really care about class just a matter of good character.

Lifestyle:
I live in an underwater dwelling off the shores of Smelton. Very quiet and thoughtful. I am often absent minded and lost in my own thoughts while working on my inventions. I cook for myself. It’s best to make your own food cause it tastes better.

Habits:
I sleep a lot. I love to play piano. I don’t really track my habits all that much. I do go out when needed.

[abigaillmartin]

12 kids!? In this economy?

This dude better be loaded and willing to help take care of all of them with the wife cause like that’s impossible.

Yikes!

And he better love them and treat them right.

[abigaillmartin]

Yeah… why did I do this?
All the Elsie gang is taken. Oh well if they had Tinder in the 1800s that’ll be Ernest’s profile ig

[KevinReijnders]

Oh you know a guy like that isn't gonna help around in the house

[abigaillmartin]

Indeed. I will dump them immediately man.

[Rob012]

Okay, this one seems fun, here I go.

History:
Arhalia from Everlund, 18, tiefling. Monk.

Status:
In an open relationship.

Looking for:
Stable relationship. Any female is welcome, and males if you are a dragonborn, otherwise I'm not interested. Not inerested in bottoms, only tops.

Interests:
Martial arts, culturism, demonology, devilonogy, dragons, botany (specially fungi), BDSM.

Lifestyle:
I live in a cloistered monastery. We could see eachother a few times during spring and summer. If you work in a caravan or with a group of adventurers, I could leave the monastery for the whole summer with the excuse of having found work.

[kyupol]

Lumberjack= cut trees
Carpenter = build houses

Houses = very expensive. Make top $$$

Used to work for a guy who had two businesses... Tree cutting / landscaping / snow removal and HVAC mechanic.

I know little to nothing about HVAC so I only worked the trees, landscaping, and snow removal. Hard work. And I also made commissions on getting new contracts. Pretty lucrative... The commission part. Even getting paid salaried on a regular job was good. I didn't climb the trees just chopped logs with chainsaw that was already on the ground and fed branches to the wood chipper. Was on the lowest end of the pay scale but still felt good. So imagine being higher up... A supervisory position... Or management position... And... Being the owner of the business.

I'd still be working for him if I didn't have to move lol

[beebutterbee]

I wonder how many incels could have a partner if they just started dating amongst each other, but they’re too afraid too obsessed with “fEmALe”, or the idea of it anyways…

[NykoShade]

Here's one of my MCs from "Shadow of Our Sins":

Robyn

History: Currently (book 1) she broke up with a first boyfriend because they were always arguing and she was a bit immature and toxic. They broke up and later met her new boyfriend that was even more toxic than her but she ended up getting pregnant by him, only to lose the baby.

Looking For: She wants her first Ex back, who is now currently with the main character of the story Aliyah Dawn. She also wants the baby she lost but.... with the guy she lost.

Lifestyle: She had a bad upbringing with her family, abusive and neglectful, parents. She's lived by herself since losing her toxic ex and first baby. Later raised by a cult group that plans to give her exactly what she wants, but for a price.

Habits: Sharp tongue, Sarcastic, blunt, with a no care attitude. She wants what she wants and will do whatever to get what she wants. Now that she has the actual power, she'll do whatever it takes - blade in hand.

[kyupol]

Some incels actually said things along the lines of...

"Gay Chad said I'm cute it felt good..."
"I went to gay bar and never felt so accepted"
"Gay guys hit on me but I'm incapable of gay attraction"

[simonitropunk]

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Lyza is the titular main protagonist and

History: 18 years old, fight bad guys and save towns, uses Sand Powers and her physical abilities.

Looking for
Male

Habits:
Sarcastic, throws insults to bad guys, badass, despite her toughness, Lyza can be quite feminine, playful, be the one who protects you

Lifestyle:
Almost always on the road, protecting her disabled brother, Ethan, and even her driver, Markin. Lyza: "Catch me if ya can, baby... I ain't easy to catch!! "

[beebutterbee]

Interesting honestly, maybe one day some of them won’t actually be an incel if they feel that way now? Some of them anyways lol. I was just thinking though because another incel would have a lot more empathy for what they’re going through, and strong friendships can be the basis or romantic love? Idk lol I was joking at first but sort of not I just think it’s sort of sad. Also the concept of incel doesn’t make sense to me because everyone experiences unrequited love at some point (most if not all people), and now it is very human feeling to feel “alone”. But eh I digress.