"Skicoak.......were you bargaining with ancient forces beyond humanity's understanding again???!!!!!"
Wow......I guess it's time to bargain.
No, not since Tuesday !
well consider the possibilities you could end up with one (or all) of them
My Wife Unit One would reign down a different kinda hell if that happened.
POV: You get sent to hell for getting the Satan number by pure coincidence
"Satan? I thought it was Santa's number..."