Was I extorted and locked out? Did A subscription hold me at gunpoint and steal my money? No clue. Once upon a time, the email I used DID link to a Paypal account that had money- but then one day, not a dollar - and a bank account in overdraft.
Since then, I just made a new one. I could never get a definitive answer as to why that happened. So, to make it worse- the email I used while drawing a mental blank links to a dead account. An Existing account! But a dead one. At least I think?
Honestly, I haven't checked. Let me check...
(So, I tried . No luck. Tried on a different browser. No luck. I don't have a VPN or Proxy on right now, so it's not that. If it's an authentication issue, I have no idea why it won't let me verify, and if Paypal gave me the boot for a nasty overdraft - I didn't know that existed on Paypal, but as said- I was fucked over gloriously. they didn't email me. So, next I'll try mobile.... and yeah, same result. Well, shit gang.)
TL;DR: Linked to Dead Paypal account instead of working one.
Troubleshooting and trying to get into dead Paypal did not work.
GOOD NEWS: The money has not left Tapas! This account is just synced with the wrong email, but the money has not been sent anywhere, it remains on tapas, no transfer requested!
BAD NEWS: Someone gave me money, and assumed I had braincells