The Almighty Protectors: From the creator of webcomics nobody's ever heard about comes another group of heroes nobody is going to read. Watch as a guy that looks like a Spider-Man ripoff takes seven others unwillingly along for the ride as they meddle in the affairs of other universes. Starring: that generic fire-wielding character who somehow is the author's favorite despite being the boring one of the group, and who has the Mary Sue-like weird eyes; the one with god-like power who shouldn't even need the rest of the team because he could end any conflict with the wave of his hand; the twins whose rock powers seem woefully underpowered among the team, but they're snarky so you're supposed to like them; the telekinetic not-a-ninja-so-why'd-she-dress-like-one; the telepathic fairy, who has magic, and is so abrasive you know she's supposed to be the Han Solo, but the author forgot Han Solo is supposed to be cool; and the half-dragon who looks a bit like a green Barney who's supposed to nevertheless look scary. One of the last two is a villain. Who cares? Join them all in their adventures through issues usually done by multiple artists so you get pulled out of the story all the time!
Karabear Comics Presents: A bunch of stories set in the Karabear Comics universe. You don't even know what Karabear Comics is? Silly, then how are you going to be interested in these stories? Read as scripts are drawn that never were edited to a second draft, while stories are started that may finish up in another book (because readers just love that, right?).
Wonder Super: He's stolen the powers of Superman, but the quirky medium awareness of Deadpool, because that's trendy, don't you know? But it's okay, since he's gay and that makes him totally original, right? Right?
Black Wraith: It's Batman. I mean, come on, try to have something more original here.
Elemental Four: A webcomic reality show? Don't people hate those shows enough already? Follow four heroes so boring that the creator's own computer decided to somehow eat the script for the next issue and even she doesn't care to write a second version.
Defenders of America: What do you do when you rip off the Justice League (or Avengers, depending on how you want to see it)? Well, certainly not any interested readers, that's for sure.
