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Jan 2021

I shall perform another blood sacrifice to appease the dark algorithmic lord.

Sadako Yamamura/Samara morgan is the best promoter/marketer. If you don't share her indie movie tape in seven days, you will die. Given the effort she must have spent while being a dead girl trapped in a well, I sort of understand her.

Just make your friends watch the damn movie. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get those kinds of shots when you're dead?


Running around online promoting every day like it's going to work and trying not to beg for people to check it out when I'm streaming StoryTime Chit-Chat on Twitch.

There's a fine line between begging and promoting and I'm bout to cross it like a finish line xD

Sorry if this crosses a line :sweat_smile: I'm still new here but I just have to do it.
@Ordinaryaverageguy You got this. I like your story with Ember (I'm just a slow reader with not a lot of time, but I found it on one of the other promo threads, so keep posting your links.

This made me laugh...and also made me a little sad...but mostly laugh/cry :joy:
Now is this hand pain from drawing or from clicking refresh to see if I have a read...anything yet?

*promotes comics once*
OH CRAP IM SPAMMING IM SO SORRY I'LL BE QUIET
*sees views haven't gone up*
OH NO NOBODYS READING MY STUFF PLEASE NOTICE ME

Me trying to promote my niche horror novel on a platform notorious for romance, fantasy, and comics.

(inserting subluminal messaging here...)

Oh, my god, yes! I don't know how to summarize the weird crud that comes out of my brain! I already organized it into a narrative, what more can I do?!?!

This is me, omg 🤣🤣 People are scary, how am I supposed to convince them to read my nonsense?!

Oh, god same boat. Like, I know you're mostly here for some much needed escapism but would you like to come with me on a somber journey through human egotism at the end of the world? Yeah, you're right this isn't what you're here for.

Isn't it the worst??? :joy:

(that being said, I would be happy to read your nonsense :grin:)