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"Go," Avoma said.
Tentee complied and rushed silently up the steps of the Tower. Down below, Avoma collided with the guards charging upwards, and blood was being sprayed across the dark metals walls as he crushed them to pieces with his halberd. There was more yelling.
"He's here!!"
"There's more on the wall!!"
There were swarms of them thundering towards Airo's group from behind, and he and Fetch and Lee were forced to push their backs against the barricades and shoot the incoming enemies full of holes, shredding thirty of them to pieces instantly.
"Hurry, up you idiot 039 Tentee!!"
Tentee pushed his back against the wall outside the room the sniper was in, and peeked around the doorway. Down below, Avoma retreated up the tower as guards with rifles moved in, and he was barely dodging the shots that were whizzing past him. One of them got too close and he hooked the weapon with his halberd, slashed the guy to bits and grabbed the gun, spraying down the incoming enemies. He noticed a crate in an indent in the wall, grabbed it, and shoved it down the tower, listening to the yells and cries and crunching noises. Smiling in satisfaction, he jumped up the steps and met up with Tentee, who was loading the RPG.
"Wait what?" Avoma hissed. "You have a gun, don’t you?"
He aimed his rifle at the sniper, but Tentee grabbed it and shook his head, grinning from ear to ear.
"We do it my way."
He walked into the doorway and hefted the rocket launcher onto his shoulder.
"No," Avoma said.
"Yes."
"Fuck no."
"Oh hell yeah, bitch."
"N-"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!" Tentee yelled.
The sniper whirled around.
"Hurry up," Airo said down below.
Then the whole top of the tower exploded.
Tentee lowered the RPG and turned to Avoma, who was staring at him with grime all over his face in disbelief.
"Oh, yeah, did you see that - very proud of myself, honestly, finally blew the fuck out of that motherfucking asshole of a camper-"
"You played videogames before this didn't you?" Avoma asked, staring at the burning hole that was now the tower. They were standing on a ledge over nothing, except Lee flipping him off and Orion shouting curses and the others staring at him while fighting a hundred thousand enemies.
"Yes," Tentee said, but ignored him. "Oh, I feel great - I think everyone here should feel great, this guy obviously excluded -" he waved a hand at the crater - "he's definitely and very dead."
He glanced back into the pit that was once the sniper.
"Hey man how's your face - oh it's completely off your body that's cool man, fuck off."
He turned away and was met with a dozen rifles pointed at his chest.
"Freeze," said the guard.
"Fuck you," Avoma said to Tentee.
"You all want a happy birthday?" Tentee asked. "My RPG hand is singing."
