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Apr 2016

Being all the way in Kansass now, Spankburt had to go back to Asstralia to investigate again.

(Yep, we got 1-2 months to decide on the characters so it's fine :D)

Because spankbutt didn't bring his passport he couldn't just take a flight back, so he...

Asked the ninjas for help, and conveniently they managed to bring a giant catapult with them.

So he loaded himself in, count down from 5 he shouted! 5....4.....3.....2.....1.....

And Spankburt was shot out of the catapult! However the catapult was too powerful, way too powerful. Our hero was shot with such power that he circled his home planet 3 times before ending up crash landing in an inn in Asstralia.

(in an inn in? Does that make sense?)

But these went extinct a long time ago he thought to himself, you supermaned! said a familiar voice. "That explains the assoraptors" replied spankbutt.

(supermaned meaning he flew back in time by orbiting the homeplanet)

"Wait..." Spankburt said, as he thought that the familiar voice was TOO familiar. He looked behind him only to see...

Himself! His supermanning screwed up the fabric of space and time and brought him in the same universe as his AU self, Spankfred, the world's ultimate spankee!

Until suddenly, time shred its own underpants to the point of fixing its self, there followed by...

Time Pants! But with shredded underpants, all of Space and Time was going commando! Which could only mean one thing...

After a couple minutes contemplating, Spankburt and Spankfred knew that the raining chocolate was definitely not normal. So they decided to go on a journey to fix the shredded Time Pants. They set off to find...

The sewing time kit, only this could fix any hole or rip in the fabric of time and pants.

But it's in the possession of Chad's Mom! (Contained within a can of biscuits, because screw your hopes and dreams)

So Spankburt and Spankfred came up with a plan to retrieve the kit.

First, Spankburt called Chad's mum since she was on speed dial.

(Roasted! Also I got 50 subs on Tapastic now smiley WOO!!!)

she answered the phone with an erotic sound.
( hey i just realized its not spankbutt or spankburt its Spankbert.

Spankbert answered with a deep voice, "Hey beautiful, I got a favour to ask."

(1- Well I'll be damned, we got it wrong the whole time XD)
(2- I know I started it but please... someone end this quickly before it goes too far...)

He wasn't able to finish his request, because all participants of this thread were suddenly teleported into the Spankbert world.

(I know this will be difficult, Ash. Sorry, not sorry xD)