AshKetchup
Ash Ketchup
I'm lazy.
My Tapastic Series: 
http://tapastic.com/series/The-Adventures-of-Bob
http://tapastic.com/series/Random-Comics-WOO
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- Jan 19, '16
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- Apr 27, '17
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I have a friend who i'd really like to help in terms of gaining more recognition, as she really deserves it. Her tapas profile is Pongldr and she hosts three different comics, all of them which are linked in some way or another. It's real awesome how huge her world is. If you decide to read her co…
Granted, your screen is as good as new... well... except for one annoying dead pixel... I wish to move on from my obsession with sandwiches.
Granted, you have a temperature controlled bed but there's only two settings, Schorching lava or Absolute Zero You know what I want...
Granted, everyone forgot about the borders because there's no one to remember the borders. Everyone is dead. I wish for the same thing I wished for previously but that generator is all for me, I ain't sharing it with anyone!
Granted, you now pee/poop in your bed at night. I wish for a Fully functional delicious sandwich generator that never runs out of sandwiches and never breaks.
You got your ducking sandwich, but I stole it. I wish I could eat this sandwich in peace (pls ;-;)
Granted, but you die as soon as you thwart someone. I wish for my fucking sandwich.
Granted, but you can't add any mods to it now. I wish I became a supervillain again in order to recreate my sandwich that tasted so good and succeeded.
Granted, but you are now shunned by everyone for shameless self-promotion... Also I wish someone would subscribe to my comic forever... Totally not a hypocrite
Granted. You get a lightbulb.......... to lighten yourself... I wish people started talking in puns.
Granted but everyone in the world is now procrastinating and will tend to your wishes later. That reminds me I wish for my sandwich again.
Granted but the aliens turn out to be too friendly and start to mate with humans. You were the first... victim... I wish I was evil.
Why are you 53 days late?
Spankbert stares at the calendar for a couple seconds before uttering the words... "July. I expect it to start in July."
That someone was... Spankbert! The Ultimate Spanker! (He had to make an appearance in this, he just had to XD)
Mine is @theashketchup I only recently started posting sketches and the whatnot but before that... just... don't look anything before August 2015... Honestly I dunno what I was thinking when I posted my earlier pictures XD
At this point Ash Ketchup was already creeped out and turned off his computer... But in doing so something weird happened. That something was...
Henry glanced at mustard thinking only one thing "I wonder if HE tastes like chicken..."
Granted but it's so hot that the ice cream melts instantly and falls to the ground. I wish I had one delicious sandwich. (Gonna keep wishing for the same thing XD)
"What'd you say?" Henry said with a mouthful of mutant chicken wings.
I haven't drawn a lot of things, mainly because I'm new to the art-ing and stuff, so I'll just say what I need to start drawing, cause for some reason I still haven't -_- I have never drawn backgrounds before... pretty stupid right? XD
I need you guys to do me a big favor... I made a comic a couple of days ago relating to a practical about antibiotics, and how my friend ruined that practical. First I would like you to read it, here's the link. https://tapastic.com/episode/363468 Then I would like you to go onto my friends profil…
Granted but everyone now can't follow any other orders except corrupting another wish. I wish I had a delicious sandwich.
Granted, but you have to finish EVERY quest in Skyrim in order for that to happen. I wish for a sandwich.
Granted, you are the most motivated person in the world... for 1 second and now you're lazy again. I wish I had good luck for as long as I live.
Granted. You're now a zombie. I wish I can wish for something without it getting corrupted.
"I'm willing to take that risk for the taste of chicken!"
"My God!" Said Henry, "How could I have been so blind?! If everything tastes like chicken... Then what do you think would happen if I ate everything?!"
Henry started sweating as he remembered that all this started because he wanted chicken wings. He was going for the red pill until Waifu-chan stopped him...
Or did they? Soon after Henry and Waifu-chan started afresh, Ash revealed that he was not actually Ash Ketchup... But the Leader of the Chicken Wings of Malevolence! (BOOM! Plot twist!)