So our hero rode on Ro-Butt and pulled out his mighty spanking weapon...(How about "The spanking misadventures")
The Palm of Justice! He fires his powerful Spank Ray, which hits . . .
our villains butt directly, but he's called the dark lord Chad the Unspankable for a reason.
The Spank Ray backfires, and hits our hero in his own butt!
The ray lops off his butt, sending it to a faraway place, called . . .
New Buttsico, land of the dry and slightly chapped..
Mourning his lost backside, our hero formulates a new plan. Without the weight of his butt dragging him down he sours to new heights of awesomeness and...
Gains supreme enlightenment.
Spankburt realised how familiar this new power felt to him as it reminded him of the past... when he first gained the power of Spank.
he was butt a boy when he received the powers, it all started in 1947..
When his father, Sir Spankington Butte fought against the Arse Nazis, so...
His father, dying from a stab wound to the ass, bestowed upon him the Palm of Justice. Sir Spankington's last words were . . .
"...Rosebud". To this day, Spankburt never found out what it meant.
"It was his sled, stupid," said Ro-Butt. However, this said sled was . . .
somehow in the hands of Chad the Unspankable. Spankburt knew that in order to find the meaning of his father's last words, he would have to defeat the enemy in front of him. Even if...
It cost him his legs, he had to de-feet him...he had to win.He jumped into action....
And hit Chad right in the ankle, throwing the heinous villain off-balance! In return, Chad . . .
Hit Spankburt right were the sun doesn't shine.
Spankburt screamed in agony before breathing fire on...
The concept of capitalism. The fire was so intense that it reached up to . . .
(I just wrote that to see how AshKetchup will render it in the comic. xD)
