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May 2019

Make their pet squirrel a prince of the kingdom (?)

Ressurect him with a dark magic, turning him into a small boy who who was death himself, and looked...

...like David Bowie and had an unmatched tallent of...

..the sweet music of doom metal. And from the moment he'd arised...

his fate would be to defeat the tyranny of the current king who banned every form of metal in the kingdom.

But little did the king know that his own doughter - princess...

is the goddess of metal herself who has a grandiose plan of...

paying back for the faith of her mother who was...

banished from the kingdom for headbanging publicly. Nobody ever heard anything of her again but...

rumours had it that her spirit was condmned to dwell in a land of internal Pop (bad pop that was).

Little did the metal kingdom know, she had chanced upon a great discovery! A violin in the stone, which possesses...

...The power to play Cradle of Filth personally to every single person in the kingdom, including the king. She...

She tried to take it and pull out of the stone but suddently four ondead minstrels apeared in front of her and...

showed her the superiority of country music, particularly the Charlie Daniels Band.