I wrote Alec a bit formal bc of his CEO status, not really letting his Southern accent take over. Here's what that looks like:
Alec: "My daddy once told me, 'son, in order to make it in life, ya gotta start livin' and breathin' fast'. Boy, was he wrong! I owned my first rifle at eight, shot a man at eleven, killed a man at eighteen...Is that livin' fast, dad?"
Alec: "I swear on my momma's gravy, I'd rather kiss a jackal than eat greens."
Alec: "I left a piece of my mind somewhere between Aspen and Nashville. They're still recovering."
Alec: "I'm as sad as a tornado in the desert..."
Angel(daughter): "Hey pa, what's yours and mom's ship name?"
Alec: "Our ship name would be Old Nag. I'm Old and she's Nag."
(I seriously want to write an auto-bio on Alec with all these lines XD)