I went to https://www.plot-generator.org.uk
and since I am not answering all those questions I just put it all to random
please enjoy my short story generated by a computer with random info:
"Two Kind Uncles Boating to the Beat
A Short Story
Molly Bishop had always loved derelict Plymouth with its zany, zealous zoos. It was a place where she felt jumpy.
She was a charming, energetic, tea drinker with ample lips and curvy fingernails. Her friends saw her as a wonderful, wet wally. Once, she had even helped a freshly-squeezed blind person recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of woman he was.
Molly walked over to the window and reflected on her snooty surroundings. The moon shone like sitting blue bottles.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Mary Khan. Mary was a spiteful bear with fragile lips and squat fingernails.
Molly gulped. She was not prepared for Mary.
As Molly stepped outside and Mary came closer, she could see the misty glint in her eye.
Mary glared with all the wrath of 9668 clever bad blue bottles. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want revenge."
Molly looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the weathered blade. "Mary, I shrunk the kids," she replied.
They looked at each other with active feelings, like two fresh, fancy flamingos singing at a very thoughtful dinner party, which had trance music playing in the background and two kind uncles boating to the beat.
Molly regarded Mary's fragile lips and squat fingernails. "I feel the same way!" revealed Molly with a delighted grin.
Mary looked shocked, her emotions blushing like a manky, mushy map.
Then Mary came inside for a nice cup of tea.
I urge anyone who is bored to go to the web page and have some fun as I have X'D
also, post your wacky stories if you want ; P