"Never have I ever" with your characters (but sfw)

simpleSH29 2024-06-18 13:03:49 UTC #21

Oooh, this looks fun!

Dolion: *standing at 6'4** The only person who bullies and takes advantage of my height is Alwyn.

Sal: *standing at 6'5** No one mocks or bullies me.

Varrick: *also stands at 6'5** I've gotten mocked a few times, but not much.

Ilys: *standing at 5'4** Must be so nice not needing help reaching stuff on the top shelf. And yes, Dolion mocks my height whenever the chance pops up.

Kara: *standing at 5'1** Sal doesn't mock me for my height, but Dolion on the other hand...

Len: *standing at 5'5 and glaring at Dolion** If you say anything about my height-

Dolion: *winks at him** But you're so cute and shor-

Len: *punches him hard in the stomach, satisfied when Dolion falls to his knees and starts coughing**

Alwyn: *standing at an intimidating 5'0 and sipping tea** We're short, Dolion. Tiny, but mighty. And we have ways to bring brainless giants like you down to our level.

Leyelle 2024-06-18 13:07:07 UTC #22

Lol, but none of them are shorter than my FL standing at 4'9, or her friend Melly, who stands at 4'7 (both grown women btw)

simpleSH29 2024-06-18 15:22:44 UTC #23

So far my shortest character is Varrick and Len's mom, Echinacea, who stands at 4'10. But of course, they wouldn't dare jest about her height...at least not when she's nearby.

Leyelle 2024-06-18 15:23:55 UTC #24

Fortunately Alicia and Melissa aren't sensitive about their heights. The only time it bothers Melissa is when she's in the case of something serious and people won't listen to her because they think she's a child

skidiggy 2024-06-19 01:22:33 UTC #25

Iris: Yes
Zayzann: Yes, and they regretted it...
Byxx: Not that I remember.
Khazmine: Yes, but I didn't let it bother me.

And a new one:
"Never have I ever had an unrequited love."

beebutterbee 2024-06-19 01:40:00 UTC #26

Omg no one mess with Zayzann, short AND will kill you How does Zayzann look btw I don’t think I’m familiar with your characters?

Also that’s such a fun question! You should answer your own question too tbh if you want to it’s a good one xD I’ll also chime in here

“Never have I ever had an unrequited love.”
Lady Lock: “Well, no, but I believe I’ve been the target of it unfortunately,” she looks off into the distance as if having seen the Horrors™️
Chariot: … Yes, I feel it’s natural most people do. But I’m in a happy relationship now ^_^
Alfred: He looks down with a pensive stare, “I regrettable have to say … Yes but… FOR WHY? why me?!?!” (He’s overly dramatic expect theatrics)
Knight Stella: Huh? What the hell does unrequited mean? That’s probably just a made up word. Ugh. Anyway, I’m busy.

Here’s my question: Never have I ever been mortally embarrassed by a friend.

beebutterbee 2024-06-19 01:41:18 UTC #27

@skidiggy oops I forgot to add the at lolll sorry I forget how to use tapas sometimes

Leyelle 2024-06-19 01:41:28 UTC #28

Zayzann is crazy tall actually XD

beebutterbee 2024-06-19 01:42:51 UTC #29

OH NOO they're on the opposite side of it xD they will still get you if you make fun of them apparently. Seems like someone people shouldn’t mess with lol, how tall are we talking???

Leyelle 2024-06-19 01:44:35 UTC #30

Alicia: I can't say that I've had unrequited love as much as I've loved people who didn't love me as much as I loved them, or really at all...so that went...well.

Kattar: I've had unrequited love if you just count the fact that the girl I like and I never became a couple because I didn't tell her how I felt. It's been one-sided for years, but I'm not sure if that counts.

Leyelle 2024-06-19 01:46:10 UTC #31

Around 7'4 lol

If you want short kings that will make you regret talking down to them for their height, that's my-

Jinho: -First of all I am NOT that short. It's not my fault that my roommate builds shelves way higher than I can reach.

Andrew: I offered to build you a stool-

Jinho: I DON'T WANT A STOOL!!!

this Curmudgeon:

can't believe I forgot to have him answer this question when I posted it lol.

Alicia has also been teased for being tiny, so I've gotta go back and answer that now too.

beebutterbee 2024-06-19 01:50:38 UTC #32

Me this is me!!! No I can’t reach the top of the shelf for the pasta. No you can’t give me a stool to reach it. I’m going to get it with sheer will power

Also that is tall! About Geoffrey’s height actually lol.

Leyelle 2024-06-19 01:55:05 UTC #33

Jinho: -First of all I am NOT that short. It's not my fault that my roommate builds shelves way higher than I can reach.

Andrew: I offered to build you a stool-

Jinho: I DON'T WANT A STOOL!!!

Melissa: Well my sisters tease me for it a little bit but I don't mind, right? It's fine, cuz it's all in good fun. Now my son and his friends can just be unbearable because they all thing they're so grown up because they're teenagers now, and I'll listen to them saying every day, "Woah, Mrs. Xochitl, like, how young were you when you started drinking coffee?" Just makes me want to knock them a peg, just a little bit, you know? But it's fine, crazy kids. I really don't mind my height that much except when it causes me trouble. You know when I was pregnant with my Drigo people thought I was a child and I'd see strangers looking at me so worried thinking I was a 12 year old who had gotten pregnant. And I had trouble in hospitals and OH! this one time when I got T-boned and the cops just wouldn't hear my complaint and kept calling me 'little miss' like I was 7 years old or something.

Alicia: I've been teased for it a bit before, but it usually doesn't bother me. Most of it is good-natured, though I have a time of it any time I want to talk about my 'little' brother because he's nearly a foot taller than me at this point.

(baby bro couldn't resist a short joke in this chapter:

Leyelle 2024-06-19 01:55:40 UTC #34

@beebutterbee

My tallest character in a released series right now is 6'5. But she's basically a giant to Alicia lol.

And I would totally like a stool, but I don't have one. I'd like to be able to see the top shelf sometimes

Leyelle 2024-06-19 02:05:44 UTC #35

Oof okay.

Alicia: I haven't embarrassed him yet, but I'm trying.

Kattar: Wait what?

Alicia: It's coming.

And she's right, it is. She is so totally going to embarrass him many more times in the series, privately though, because she's not mean like that lol. Mortal embarrassment is scheduled for Kattar in August lol.

now from the other side

Have I ever been mortally embarrassed by a friend?

Alicia: Yes. Kattar seems to do everything he can to embarrass me. Sometimes in private, sometimes saying nonsense in crowded restaurants.

Kattar: (Snickers into his hand.)

Bro is too good at it, but she's managed to embarrass him a little too. Won't count the times it's on phone calls/text because people can't see his reaction though he's totally embarrassed.

a collection of the embarrassments that have taken place so far:

Alicia being embarrassed:

A couple of these courtesy of that infamous wrap dress. You can't expect a Kitty Kat to resist the urge to play with string.

Kattar being embarrassed

Obviously there's an imbalance here, so Alicia is trying her best to even it out lol. She will succeed!

beebutterbee 2024-06-19 02:17:35 UTC #36

@Leyelle omg it looks like Kattar’s special skill is actually embarrassing Alicia. Definitely feels like his way of flirting with her although I’m sure she’d appreciate if he’d do it a little less a girl can only take so much embarrassment!!

And to the short people problems raises hand lol but I guess no one would see it because I’m too short

Leyelle 2024-06-19 13:50:51 UTC #37

Lol, our struggle is real.

He really is too good at it, but she doesn't mind as much as she pretends to, because she knows he finds it funny and cute to embarrass her. She's very good at patronizing him lol.

Leyelle 2024-06-19 13:53:13 UTC #38

Ohh, a jerk and he doesn't own a dictionary, that's a fun combination. We all love people who just pretend the things they don't understand aren't real lol.

Kattar can relate. he has broken many hearts in his lifetime. It's awful and extremely uncomfortable.

beebutterbee 2024-06-19 15:18:58 UTC #39

There’s a reason I joke there’s a We Hate Knight Stella Club™️

Oh nooo Kattar is just to charming for his own good apparently, he can’t help it. To be the target of unrequited love is very uncomfortable but also extremely stressful if it’s from a friend you care about just not romantically RIPPP

Leyelle 2024-06-19 15:24:44 UTC #40

Yeahhhh. Fortunately for him it wasn't people he knew very closely, lots of girls in his school and university. Still uncomfy tho