I have a joke I previously told on here, but I'll say it again just in case you haven't seen it yet:
There were 3 friends named Shut Up, Crap, and Manners. They were very good friends, and they decided to go out for a drive. Shut Up is driving, Manners is riding shotgun, and Crap is in the backseat (lol).
While they are driving on the freeway, Crap somehow falls out of the car. Shut Up stops the car and Manners goes out to see if Crap is okay.
A policeman sees Shut Up's stalled car on the freeway, and goes to see what is the problem.
The policeman asked, "Sir, what is your name?"
Shut Up replies, "Shut Up."
The policeman was surprised, and then angry. "I asked you what your name was!"
Shut Up says, "I just told you, Shut Up!"
The policeman is very angry now. "Where are your manners?!"
Shut Up leans out his window and points, "Over there picking up Crap."