Just kidding? How can you joke about this matter? BLTs are the worst sandwich ever. I always feel so cheated. How can you make a sandwich with JUST BLT, like come on!! This is an abomination, a crime against humanity, and YES we need monthly complaints about it. How else will we ever solve this problem? The world should not have BLTs, I'm so serious about this right now. I don't even know how I can live on with my life if I have to be offered another BLT. I'm going nuts I tell you. Why would you combine those three ingredients together? The salty savory bacon mixed with the crunchy crisp lettuce, the softer red tomato... together squished between two nicely toasted slices of bread....
Hold on I'm getting hungry,
JK I like BLTs.