Post your roast!

[ar-ninetysix]

You must've been born on a highway bc I hear that's where most accidents happen

[Freemints30]

I heard humans are 70% water but you just seem 100% salt. Impressive my man impressive.

[AmazementComics]

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

[NUG-Boster]

its beef dumbass

[RyzaCobalion]

XD best line i have ever written!

“Wait you’re not gonna be embarrassed of seeing my body are you?” Saul asked.

“Master Saul, I do appreciate your concern for I am a woman and you are a man. But I have higher standards for my ideal type of men and you are unfortunately are not one of them.” Misty said with a grin.

The Dark Children of the Night | Tapas

[SasuNaru4life]

the story "The Dark Children of the night looks interesting" !

[LadyN]

This topic is as random as you. I’m sorry I’m speechless.

[RyzaCobalion]

Thank you! Hope you give it a read when you get chance. XD especially if you want to read the chapter for that roasting line.

[M.ComicFan]

Man, you must've run out of ideas in order to do this.

[HaltArrtay_RangerGod]

Oh shit, that is devastation to the max.

[NUG-Boster]

@Harelow17 @M.ComicFan
what do you mean?

[SasuNaru4life]

thanks i will! ^^
hope i do get to that roasting line! XD

[NUG-Boster]

why did you remove your post?

[M.ComicFan]

Um, that was actually supposed to be my roast. I guess I'm not really good at this huh?

[NUG-Boster]

all good its just for fun

[HaltArrtay_RangerGod]

If you had a brother and a dog, I would chose the dog.

[vi289122]

Hope you have a Great Day!

[Dysis]

"Why does bad luck like you that much?"
"It will stop if you disappear."

(Don't roast me pls)

[Pony_wearing_a_hat]

This part of my Novel (Agents of Jerm) hasn't even been posted yet, but I'm proud of this bit, so screw it.

“We’re not here as customers.” I said.
“Well in that case, The door is right there, big, glass, leads to the outside world and away from me, you can’t miss it.” George instructed with sarcastic enthusiasm. And then, well… I'm used to this kind of attitude from George, but…
“Hey dude, watch your attitude!” Madge doesn’t take this kind of thing from anyone.
“If you don’t like it, I already showed you where the door is.”

[dewarcomics]

"Seems like you were rocked to close to the wall as a baby. "