"Humans are smelly, rude and pick their noses."
This one has something fun.
"Speak English ! I don't talk Macaroni !"
“You guys are... half-human hybrids, and I’m in some discount version of Heaven?”
The funniest so far in my opinion is probably this one. As soon as my main character leaves his house to go to school, another character yells after him:
"Wait! You forgot the toast!"
"Please do tell me if I’m wrong; which is not very likely anyways, so there is really no need to speak.”
“Fine. You guys do what you want. I’m not helping. Besides. You can’t fit a horse into a trunk of that size.”
"Boy, you should have seen the look on the dogs face when I did it to his leg."
This is my funniest so far.
“We are going dragon hunting and all I have is a spoon,” he says, not even blinking.
Hard to pick one? This ones from the first chapter, so I dont give anything away"His chronic anxiety developed around the time he realized this was gonna be his whole life."
"And when you finally get to school, there's a massive pit of nerves and excitement in your stomach, that threatens to send you running for the nearest toilet (okay, maybe that's just me)."
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Hard to pick something that works out of context. I guess toilet humor works everywhere, so...
"...He's heard me fart."
(from a chapter not published to Tapas, yet)
From my latest page: "You'll soon find out, Asterix!"
"Your screams have been heard throughout the whole palace, and it wasn’t because of one of your tantrums."
Does it work out of context - Yes, you are allowed to thing dirty for once
"fire doesn't work in space, IDIOT!!" seems to get people pretty good
"It's like you are trying to take a shit but the shits just not coming out."
With a soft curse, I bent down to get it and was mortified with a ripping sound. (a BL romance)
Huh... strangely enough I don't have enough funny hahas in either of my stories to pick one that's actually that good
Well, if they wanted to spend all their money on extra cameras instead of, oh, a potted plant or three, it made no difference to him.
