Carrie: "Bad jokes? Ha, please. Ya never heard of my good ones. That's your main? Ha, you must be lion !"
"Hey now, I'm no cheetah . I study."
"Turkey sandwich with onions, tomatoes and relish. Rye? No."
What’s red and goes through walls? -> SupertomatoWhat’s a red splash on a wall? -> a normal tomatoe with too much imagination
What cute, red, and very loud behind a window? -> A baby in a microwave
I’m too ashamed to leave my comics...
Leave your comics now!!!
"Hey, what was the name of that really funny comic you showed me earlier?"
"Twas But a Jape!"
"we live in a society" (cheapest joke/meme I could think of xxD)
I am very sad that I just got that joke ... ....
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Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy
The jokes above are so funny!
I took a class on honey-gathering, but it didn't go so well...I was hoping to get an A, but all I got were a couple of bees.
I cannot believe these are the sperm cells that got through.
I have some bad jokes in my comic, does that count?
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean!
where do all hot guys go?
HELL! XD
How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? Look for the sesame seed buns.
I was going to think of a good pun to promote my comics with.
In fact, I'd thought of ten of them, hoping one would describe them in good detail. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I searched on eBay for something to light my lamp. It said "no matches found". LOL
where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually
This joke physically hurt me. Perfect.
Perfection doesn’t exi-
When you’re down. Stay down.
Gave birth to cringe. And I am all here for it.
