Promote your story with two lines and a lie

R.n.P 2024-01-07 15:53:33 UTC #2

"Justice will prevail, you say?"

"Do you need hep with your bandages?"

"I hate you."

MK_Wizard 2024-01-07 16:49:26 UTC #3

Astra: Protect the reactor!!
Psychoborg: Destroy the reactor!!

It's about squirrells (lol not).

MarvinDziamski 2024-01-07 17:05:53 UTC #4

1. i will show you how a real poopfight looks like.
2. Piigeooon !!! super blast ! Haaaaaa
3. Hey kids! Do you like war?

steppdusty 2024-01-07 18:37:11 UTC #5

"If you care to know, the protest is going well. I think that goat-sodomizing rumor pushed it over the edge."
"This is no time for your twisted wisdom, trickster,"
"That would explain why you are hung in effigy in the town square."

UntiteldMaidens 2024-01-07 19:07:07 UTC #6

Blonde in a red cape!
Booooooobies!
uh.... guy probs wont sub back ?
(sure you'll figure out what part is a lie ....)

cheetoflavoredpasta 2024-01-07 20:13:18 UTC #7

“I don't know why I'd do homework now of all times, but yeah, I do. It’s just one art assignment that’s due in…” I checked my watch. “Negative two hours.”

Janson blinked twice. "There are plenty of things wrong with me, actually, but elaborating any further would probably leave us standing here for hours. Now, are there any genuine questions you have?"

"Look, the whole kidnapping-someone's-dad thing was just a task on my personal agenda. My entire life isn't just limited to my assassination assignments, alright?"

skidiggy 2024-01-07 22:47:33 UTC #8

“Fine. You win.” Byxx grumbled. “A deal’s a deal. Just see that you keep it down with your… activities in the back room, all right? I don’t wanna have to listen to that every day.”
“Listen, I don’t give a d*mn which of you is responsible. Just fix it. NOW.” Warren barked. “Or so help me, I’ll have you dragged through HR and small claims until there’s nothing but ashes left. Now MOVE!”
“You there. Dump this in the sink and throw it out.” Iris demanded. “Don’t give me that look. It’s ruined. There’s no point trying to wash it, so just toss it. We need to ventilate the kitchenette, and that burnt glass isn’t helping.”

Zixixibi 2024-01-07 23:06:00 UTC #9

"Yo mama so trashy the only man who'll take her out is the garbage man!"

"Holy bow-wow-front-town-background-turn-around-park-underground-I-had-a-frown-now-it's-upside-down-dirt-on-her-gown-so-put-it-in-the-tub-to-drown-but-it's-still-brown-gonna-leave-it-in-a-dirty-laundry-mound-I'm-searching-for-another-noun-let's-make-it-compound-foreground-I-see-a-hound-dog-inbound-heading-to-the-pound-and-I-know-how-that-could-sound-but-that-lil-pal-will-be-found-guilty-of-some-really-really-bad-charges-what-a-mystery-enshroud-I'm-going-out-of-bound"

"If what you're trying to do is invite me back to your place to have a 'look,' then I'm going to invite my fist to your face."

Leyelle 2024-01-26 03:58:26 UTC #10

"If you don't get in the shower right now, I will leave you outside in the rain."

"Don’t even begin to pretend you change your clothes daily."

“I don’t know… hormones?”

drewdoniger 2024-01-26 04:48:29 UTC #11

"Farewell, we are not going to miss you, but YOU are going to miss Hell."

"Interesting things tend to happen at dockyard warehouses."

"it is a fundamental right for the living to die."

(In all honesty, the fake one is actually so good, I might actually use it in the future)

skidiggy 2024-01-27 22:12:16 UTC #12

Every one of those lines is classic. Shower one got me laughing.

Is it the hormones line?

RNJayne 2024-01-27 22:33:28 UTC #13

"Has anyone ever told you that you could totally pass for a Prince Harry impersonator? Not the kind that gets paid gigs and shizz, but the kind that trolls British Takeover meetups at liquidated bookstores.”

"The boys were high-key jealous of my swagger."

"Why don't you just give in already?"

Leyelle 2024-01-30 03:09:24 UTC #14

Can't tell, it's one of the rules of the thread

skidiggy 2024-01-30 12:33:46 UTC #15

Curses! Foiled again!

TinaAnderson 2024-01-30 13:42:14 UTC #16

“I saw how you looked at him, so I purchased him.”

“A rare few develop a taste for a punch in the face.”

“I have an alibi.”

allisoncandraw 2024-01-30 20:37:14 UTC #17

This is a great idea haha

"Mental illness is mad cringe. Therapy is...bussin'?"

"Well at least I'm not ugly."

"So wind makes noise, but the sun doesn't?!"

TechnoTanuki 2024-02-02 01:46:01 UTC #18

Sounds fun, I'll give it a shot!

"The true power of the Earth!"

"There are no visitation hours at this time."

"I'll uh...have to get used to that...but...I'm just getting started!"

"Well well now! Mr. Big Shot Champion decided to grow a pair!"

"Great, this is one big mess..."

"ANYDAY NOW GENTLEMEN!"

Leyelle 2024-02-27 22:26:52 UTC #19

"I can't help it. Cats love to play with string."

"But she says her husband already threatened to burn it."

"I was pulling for service."

Glofernwolfe 2024-02-27 23:57:41 UTC #20

"I can't help it. Cats love to play with string." I don't think that's from your book

Glofernwolfe 2024-02-27 23:59:15 UTC #21

‘Sand castles!’ smirked the other. ‘There’s no telling what will wash away the damn Aerozan Confederation.’

'Aekis! This isn't like you,' barked Zov'ha. 'We were here for her... for Marana!'

‘Oh dear girl,’ Marana whispered under her breath. ‘Why didn’t you tell me?’