Questions for YOUR characters to answer (reverse Q&A Pt.2, everyone welcome)

[HippieGhost]

Arya: Well you're about to have a calm morning then! Brun, rob her!

Brun: But boss... she is pretty lady.

Arya: God d***** Brun. * facepalms * Fine. Cheri, rob her.

Cheri: * sighs * Can I get a please?

Arya: Oh not this s*** again.

Cheri: I'm just saying, Cap. A little appreciation goes a long way.

Arya: Fine. I'd appreciate if you'd hurry up and rob her!

Cheri: Can't.

Arya: Why the hell not?!

Cheri: Brun's trying to seduce her.

Brun: Miss Tara... do you like long walks on the beach and big women with many muscles?

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[CodeMonkeyArts]

(Also gonna start at the...start)

What's your morning routine?

Ira: holding her cup of double shot espresso, sunglasses on I hate mornings.

Tristan: walks over and sits next to her on the large leather couch with wooden arms and legs that have turquoise filling in the 'cracks' I don't know. grins we usually have a lot of fun in the mornings-

Ira: grabs his hair and pulls his head down to her lap, sharply gripping the locks in her metal fingers shut up

Tristan: winces and whines before nuzzling in her lap...I consider this a win.

Ira: rolls her eyes and tries not to smile, sipping her espresso We work out. Then eat.

Tristan: Sweetie don't give a boring answer...The people must know.

Ira: closes her eyes and twirls his hair in her fingers...We spar or do strength training.

Tristan: We also do naked greco-roman wrestli-

Ira: grips his hair and digs her knuckles against the side of his head SHUT. UP.

Tristan: Ow ow ow...laughs I'm being honest though. smiles and murmurs huskily I try to pin you down, my chest pressing your back against the bed- er..mat...

Ira: eye twitch, turning red...You are asking for it.

Tristan: your hot breath coming out in pants, sweat dripping from my face to yours before you nuzzles her thighs wrap your legs around my waist and pin me down with your hips-

Ira: Then I repeatedly punch your face since you KEEP TALKING...snarls

Tristan: Ohhh I love it when you get violent, Sweetie

Ira: shoves him off of her lap and stands Now I need whiskey. pauses They also asked about breakfast. Make me my favorite.

Tristan: looks up at him, still smiling I'll be sure to put on my best apron raises an eyebrow and nothing else.

Ira: STOP.

Wrath and Lust from-

Birth of a Sin | Tapas

[lunagraves714]

Tara: *smiles a tiny bit at Brun’s question * Of course I do.

Sunni: *chokes on the water he was sipping *

Sang: *laughing at Sunni’s reaction * I can’t...! I can’t breathe...! Do it again, do it again! *calms down when he heard Tristan, suddenly curious * Ooh~! Tell me more about this “workout”~...

Jae: You have serious boundary issues.

Sang: *shrugs * Don't we all? So, my question is how strong are all of you? Or fit?

Sunni: What kind of question is that?

Sang: The kind that lets me know if someone could handle all this. *gestures to himself *

Jae: That’s a lot of stupid in one body.

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[CodeMonkeyArts]

Ira: pours whiskey into the rest of her espresso before raising an eyebrow at Sang, a slight smirk Please. I handle anything. The question is flips her hair can you survive me?

Tristan: No need to exude boss bitch energy. Even though I LOVE it. *notices Goldie and then points to Ira, then back to **Goldie*** I don't think my pants can handle this.

Ira: F***ing pervert. takes a big gulp I'm strong, and fit.

Tristan: And sexy! winks granted so am I. We also go multiple rounds. sees a glare and teeth bared from Ira and ahems then we go for coffee and croissants.

Ira: perks ahhh chocolate croissants are my favorite

Tristan: I do have a pretty basic question. Coffee or tea?

Ira: interjects coffee is the only answer.

Tristan: Coffee is so bitter. Gentlemen prefer tea

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[kmlangleyauthor]

Jake: *raising an eyebrow * I’d rather not get robbed today, thank you very much. Not like I have a lot to take. Most expensive thing I have is my textbooks. *rolls his eyes *

Damien: Hey, Ira, Tristan. *grins * I like your morning “workout” routine.

Jake: *sliding down in his chair * Don’t start... This. This would be on my list of embarrassing experiences...

Damien: *laughing * I’m sorry, babe. I’ll get you your favorite coffee after this.
*whispering * I guess that’s what I do when I upset him.

Jake: *mumbling * That really shouldn’t work so well. *glances around the room * I’ve never been shot but I’ve had my fair share of broken bones. And Damien will get worked up if we sit on this topic too long, so siblings! I have an older sister who’s... cool... I guess. And a younger brother. He’s an asshole.

Damien: ...he really is. I have two younger sisters and they’re really sweet—

Jake: You’re really going to call Andy sweet after our last visit?

Damien: Fine. Lillian is sweet and Andy likes causing problems. But I miss them some days, okay? And, Sunni, I also like reading classics. I need to reread Dracula one of these days.

Jake: *poking Damien’s cheek * The most exciting part of my day is waking up to your face.

Damien: Aww! Really?

Jake: I mean, probably coffee, but, yeah, the other thing sounds better. I’d probably choose to see... blue? Or green? I don’t know. I like those colors. I didn’t really think through this answer more than that.

Damien: Okay! My turn for a question! If you had a no-limits credit card for a day, what would you do?

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[HippieGhost]

Brun: Wonderful! * lifts Tara in her massive arms * I will carry you to the nearest beach when talk is over!

Cheri: Well, while they're... having fun. I'll answer. I'm about average in strength for a sailor. I'm strong enough to fight and hold the riggings, but I'm by no means the strongest.

Takir: This is true. I have opened many pickle jars for my lovely sister, and rescued her with my fishing line once upon a time.

Arya: I don't know though, Ghal's probably got you beat Takir. That Undarian's as strong as a shark!

Ghal: Especially when my husband gets me goin'! Ha! But Brun's stronger than all of us. Her last deadlift was over five-hundred kilos!

Cheri: holy shit, really?

Elra: Five-hundred Kilos is easy. I can do that with my mind.

Elra focuses on the table in front of them, and after a moment it begins to rise from the ground

Arya: Show off...

Elra: In response to the other question, I much prefer tea.

Cheri: Not me, I need a strong coffee to deal with this bullshit

Arya: shut up. You love us

Cheri: * looks to Sang * So my question for stupid over here is, what makes you think anyone wants to handle you in the first place? Also... * looks to Damien * what the hell is a credit card?

@lunagraves714 @kmlangleyauthor @CodeMonkeyArts

[kmlangleyauthor]

Jake and Damien: Coffee!

Jake: Coffee is the only answer. Why don’t we have any here?

Damien: Tea is okay if you’re sick, but coffee any other time.
*glances at Sang * We’re both pretty strong—

Jake: *snorts * He’s strong. I’m average. Ish. Sometimes. *gets distracted * Chocolate croissants sound really good. *pops out of chair * Gonna go on a coffee run. Be right back.

Damien: Well, umm, he’ll be back soon. Would you... prefer to be trapped in an IKEA or in an amusement park?

@lunagraves714 @CodeMonkeyArts

[lunagraves714]

Joonie: Tea is so soothing for the soul!

Jae: But coffee keeps me alive.

Sunni: *smiles knowing he wasn’t the only one who read Dracula * If I had a limitless credit card, I’d buy a bunch of plane tickets, book several hotel rooms in different countries, pay in advance, and take a friend with me to see the world.

Myung: I’d buy a new car.

Sang: *clicks his tongue at Cheri * Well, for your information, I happen to be very good in bed~. *winks *

Tara: *with her arms around Brun’s neck * Ignore him. We’re not sure what’s wrong with Sang, but we assume it’s the result of an untreated concussion.

Myung: Or two or three...

Chung-Ae: *sits up in his seat, having finished his drink * Definitely an amusement park if I was stuck with these losers. They’d never find the way out of an IKEA. What’s the longest any of you have gone without a romantic encounter?

@kmlangleyauthor @CodeMonkeyArts @hippieghost

[CodeMonkeyArts]

Ira: looks over to Damien and then glares at Tristan Oh look, more perverts

Tristan: waves with a grin Who doesn't? Sweetie may be in denial, but enjoys releasing so much pent up tension and then we get to the first of many clima- doubles over, suddenly punched in the gut. Coughs okay yeah, I deserved that.

Ira: This is how I handle embarassment- I beat the people who are causing it nostrils flare

Tristan: laughs licking his lips beat me harder, my sugar-mama- ow ow ow has his cheeks pinched hard owie ow ow

Ira: pulls Tristan to his knees with her pinching his cheeks Tch, I probably would just buy what I normally buy. I'm rich.

Tristan: mumbling with swol cheeks Like I said, she's my sugar mama!

Ira: I also have a little brother. let's go of Tristan's cheeks and thinks and snaps her fingers I need to get him banana cream eclairs. Ori loves those.

Tristan: rubs his cheeks and thinks...I...may have siblings, I don't know...his face darkens slightly and he has a blank smile my 'mom' never mentioned any.

Ira:...hesitates and then strokes his cheek...We have our family.

Tristan: blinks and lightens up, laughing Ohh! Looks like we're going to get more coffee!

Ira: Oh. Good. looks at Damien and thinks Amusement Park

Tristan: Ikea.

Ira:REALLY?! Roller coasters! Thrills! FUN!

Tristan: Kitchens! Cute toys! smirks Multiple beds, couches, and shower stalls to test out...

Ira: huffs we would break all the furniture there. Sh*t quality.

Tristan: That is true. Bella and Edward has nothing on us!

Ira: Gross.

Tristan: Speaking of that...anyone have favorite guilty pleasures? I am a sucker for terrible romance...and good romance.

Ira: You are a very good sucker...

Tristan: One of my many skills. smiles and winks You're coming along with my superior lessons...

Ira: I can't. I can't with you.

@kmlangleyauthor @hippieghost

[CodeMonkeyArts]

Tristan: Do you mean romance or...lifts eyebrows up and down with a wink or RRRRRRRROOOOMAANNNNCE! There is a difference.

@lunagraves714

[HippieGhost]

Arya: I'd say it's been... probably about six years at this point. I had a brief fling with The Fell Wren for a while, but-

Cheri: * coughs * You dated an inquisitor?!

Arya: I kissed him. We grew up together, so it's fiiiiiine.

Cheri: You're a witch! He's a mage-hunter!

Arya: Ex... mage hunter. Well, probably. b****d disappeared after the whole "oathbreaker" thing. I wonder what he's up to these days...

Ghal: Well, I'm happily married to my little Nedi. he's still on the ship right now. I never forget the day we met. The little guy was so nervous all he could stammer out was "oh please, step on me", Ha! So you know what? I did.

Elra: * sipping tea * I fail to find the profit in relationships.

Brun: Oh, come now captain... You should be like Brun! I am about to break my streak! Isn't that right, little flower?

Elra: Regardless, as pirates we are here for two reasons: To loot, or to recruit. So the question I have for you all is simple. Do you offer money, blood, or service?

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[lunagraves714]

Chung-Ae: *stifles a laugh at the way Tristan asked the question and shrugs one shoulder, folding his arms across his chest * Let's go with the first one.

Tara: *grins at Brun * Yep, that's right! I'm free this whole afternoon to do whatever! And as for the other question, I'd have to say service.

Sang: But like...what kind of service?

Myung: Money. I'm rich so might as well spend it on something, right? Speaking of, would you rather be rich and famous or well-off and unknown?

@CodeMonkeyArts @hippieghost

[HippieGhost]

Brun: *grins back * Then I will make sure we have good service together.

Arya: D***, get it Brun. *amused huff * And I think it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Rich and famous, baby!

Elra: Yes. I want money, and lots of it.

Cheri: I have to agree. I was already poor and unknown. peace and quiet is nice, but you can't eat it, right Takir.

Takir: I'll have to disagree with you, Cheri. All I need is my fishing pole.

Ghal: I don't even need that! I can outswim 'em and catch them in my teeth!

Takir: I know. I've seen you do it.

Elra: To answer your other question, if you cannot pay, you will join us as crew members.* looks to Myung * Pay up. All of it.

[CodeMonkeyArts]

Ira: to Elra If you anything to offer me, then we can talk. sneers I doubt my family has a need for your little crew.

Tristan: ...puts his arms around Ira suddenly and picks her up bridal style, kissing her My life is dedicated to giving my boss bitch nothing but romantic encouters

Ira: stunned, blushing and speechless

Tristan: (crisis averted) I think both Sweetie and I would prefer to be rich and famous...well...infamous.

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[lunagraves714]

Myung: Fair. *pulls out his wallet and starts counting out all the money in it * You take won, right? Or is this more your speed? *holds up the gold rings on his hands *

Sang: Infamy sounds cool--

Tara: For you maybe!

Min-Soo: I think being a pirate sounds cool.

Myung: What?

@hippieghost @CodeMonkeyArts

[HippieGhost]

Elra: * ignoring Ira * I'll accept both, Sir Myung, and I appreciate your generosity, * holds out hand *

Arya: *to Ira * Hey, you don't talk about our ship like that! We're the hardest b***es in the Aphuanian Sea, even with the swear filter!

Elra: This is true. The Crimson Tempest has never lost a battle, and my sister and I are the most feared pirates in Desthea at the moment.

Arya: *wraps an arm around Min-soo * This guy's got the right idea? What do you think? Wanna man the cannons? Or do you want to fight with the boarding party?

@lunagraves714 @CodeMonkeyArts

[lunagraves714]

Myung: *pauses, remembering the gold chain around his neck and sighing, snapping his wallet shut * On second thought, I’d rather join you.

Min-Soo: *grins * Yes, please~! Cannons sound fun!

Sang: Just what we need—Min-Soo operating a cannon of all things. *shakes his head * Does your ship have insurance?

@hippieghost

[HippieGhost]

Elra: Yes. We have a benefits package as well. Our alchemist, Kitt, worked with us on it. Apparently they were part of something called a union at some point. *looks to Myung * I'll still take the rings.

Cheri: Of course you will. *sighs * How do you folks feel about bringing down some corrupt knight orders, then?

[lunagraves714]

Min-Soo: Yeah~! But what’s a “knight”?

Myung: *mutters incoherently beneath his breath as he removed his rings, glad his sweatshirt hid his chain *

[HippieGhost]

Arya: You know, big guys in heavy armor? Super racist where we're from. They hate witches so I like to light them on fire.

Elra: At least the ones in Sevis are. Not all knight orders are corrupted, but those that are have been tainted to their roots.

Cheri: Tell me about it. Do you guys deal with that kind of bullcrap where you're from?