Questions for YOUR characters to answer (reverse Q&A Pt.2, everyone welcome)

[lunagraves714]

Joonie: Tea is so soothing for the soul!

Jae: But coffee keeps me alive.

Sunni: *smiles knowing he wasn’t the only one who read Dracula * If I had a limitless credit card, I’d buy a bunch of plane tickets, book several hotel rooms in different countries, pay in advance, and take a friend with me to see the world.

Myung: I’d buy a new car.

Sang: *clicks his tongue at Cheri * Well, for your information, I happen to be very good in bed~. *winks *

Tara: *with her arms around Brun’s neck * Ignore him. We’re not sure what’s wrong with Sang, but we assume it’s the result of an untreated concussion.

Myung: Or two or three...

Chung-Ae: *sits up in his seat, having finished his drink * Definitely an amusement park if I was stuck with these losers. They’d never find the way out of an IKEA. What’s the longest any of you have gone without a romantic encounter?

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[CodeMonkeyArts]

Ira: looks over to Damien and then glares at Tristan Oh look, more perverts

Tristan: waves with a grin Who doesn't? Sweetie may be in denial, but enjoys releasing so much pent up tension and then we get to the first of many clima- doubles over, suddenly punched in the gut. Coughs okay yeah, I deserved that.

Ira: This is how I handle embarassment- I beat the people who are causing it nostrils flare

Tristan: laughs licking his lips beat me harder, my sugar-mama- ow ow ow has his cheeks pinched hard owie ow ow

Ira: pulls Tristan to his knees with her pinching his cheeks Tch, I probably would just buy what I normally buy. I'm rich.

Tristan: mumbling with swol cheeks Like I said, she's my sugar mama!

Ira: I also have a little brother. let's go of Tristan's cheeks and thinks and snaps her fingers I need to get him banana cream eclairs. Ori loves those.

Tristan: rubs his cheeks and thinks...I...may have siblings, I don't know...his face darkens slightly and he has a blank smile my 'mom' never mentioned any.

Ira:...hesitates and then strokes his cheek...We have our family.

Tristan: blinks and lightens up, laughing Ohh! Looks like we're going to get more coffee!

Ira: Oh. Good. looks at Damien and thinks Amusement Park

Tristan: Ikea.

Ira:REALLY?! Roller coasters! Thrills! FUN!

Tristan: Kitchens! Cute toys! smirks Multiple beds, couches, and shower stalls to test out...

Ira: huffs we would break all the furniture there. Sh*t quality.

Tristan: That is true. Bella and Edward has nothing on us!

Ira: Gross.

Tristan: Speaking of that...anyone have favorite guilty pleasures? I am a sucker for terrible romance...and good romance.

Ira: You are a very good sucker...

Tristan: One of my many skills. smiles and winks You're coming along with my superior lessons...

Ira: I can't. I can't with you.

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Tristan: Do you mean romance or...lifts eyebrows up and down with a wink or RRRRRRRROOOOMAANNNNCE! There is a difference.

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[HippieGhost]

Arya: I'd say it's been... probably about six years at this point. I had a brief fling with The Fell Wren for a while, but-

Cheri: * coughs * You dated an inquisitor?!

Arya: I kissed him. We grew up together, so it's fiiiiiine.

Cheri: You're a witch! He's a mage-hunter!

Arya: Ex... mage hunter. Well, probably. b****d disappeared after the whole "oathbreaker" thing. I wonder what he's up to these days...

Ghal: Well, I'm happily married to my little Nedi. he's still on the ship right now. I never forget the day we met. The little guy was so nervous all he could stammer out was "oh please, step on me", Ha! So you know what? I did.

Elra: * sipping tea * I fail to find the profit in relationships.

Brun: Oh, come now captain... You should be like Brun! I am about to break my streak! Isn't that right, little flower?

Elra: Regardless, as pirates we are here for two reasons: To loot, or to recruit. So the question I have for you all is simple. Do you offer money, blood, or service?

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Chung-Ae: *stifles a laugh at the way Tristan asked the question and shrugs one shoulder, folding his arms across his chest * Let's go with the first one.

Tara: *grins at Brun * Yep, that's right! I'm free this whole afternoon to do whatever! And as for the other question, I'd have to say service.

Sang: But like...what kind of service?

Myung: Money. I'm rich so might as well spend it on something, right? Speaking of, would you rather be rich and famous or well-off and unknown?

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[HippieGhost]

Brun: *grins back * Then I will make sure we have good service together.

Arya: D***, get it Brun. *amused huff * And I think it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Rich and famous, baby!

Elra: Yes. I want money, and lots of it.

Cheri: I have to agree. I was already poor and unknown. peace and quiet is nice, but you can't eat it, right Takir.

Takir: I'll have to disagree with you, Cheri. All I need is my fishing pole.

Ghal: I don't even need that! I can outswim 'em and catch them in my teeth!

Takir: I know. I've seen you do it.

Elra: To answer your other question, if you cannot pay, you will join us as crew members.* looks to Myung * Pay up. All of it.

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Ira: to Elra If you anything to offer me, then we can talk. sneers I doubt my family has a need for your little crew.

Tristan: ...puts his arms around Ira suddenly and picks her up bridal style, kissing her My life is dedicated to giving my boss bitch nothing but romantic encouters

Ira: stunned, blushing and speechless

Tristan: (crisis averted) I think both Sweetie and I would prefer to be rich and famous...well...infamous.

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[lunagraves714]

Myung: Fair. *pulls out his wallet and starts counting out all the money in it * You take won, right? Or is this more your speed? *holds up the gold rings on his hands *

Sang: Infamy sounds cool--

Tara: For you maybe!

Min-Soo: I think being a pirate sounds cool.

Myung: What?

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[HippieGhost]

Elra: * ignoring Ira * I'll accept both, Sir Myung, and I appreciate your generosity, * holds out hand *

Arya: *to Ira * Hey, you don't talk about our ship like that! We're the hardest b***es in the Aphuanian Sea, even with the swear filter!

Elra: This is true. The Crimson Tempest has never lost a battle, and my sister and I are the most feared pirates in Desthea at the moment.

Arya: *wraps an arm around Min-soo * This guy's got the right idea? What do you think? Wanna man the cannons? Or do you want to fight with the boarding party?

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[lunagraves714]

Myung: *pauses, remembering the gold chain around his neck and sighing, snapping his wallet shut * On second thought, I’d rather join you.

Min-Soo: *grins * Yes, please~! Cannons sound fun!

Sang: Just what we need—Min-Soo operating a cannon of all things. *shakes his head * Does your ship have insurance?

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[HippieGhost]

Elra: Yes. We have a benefits package as well. Our alchemist, Kitt, worked with us on it. Apparently they were part of something called a union at some point. *looks to Myung * I'll still take the rings.

Cheri: Of course you will. *sighs * How do you folks feel about bringing down some corrupt knight orders, then?

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Min-Soo: Yeah~! But what’s a “knight”?

Myung: *mutters incoherently beneath his breath as he removed his rings, glad his sweatshirt hid his chain *

[HippieGhost]

Arya: You know, big guys in heavy armor? Super racist where we're from. They hate witches so I like to light them on fire.

Elra: At least the ones in Sevis are. Not all knight orders are corrupted, but those that are have been tainted to their roots.

Cheri: Tell me about it. Do you guys deal with that kind of bullcrap where you're from?

[lunagraves714]

Myung: All the time, but not from knights. Then again, I’ve never gone to a medieval times thing, so who knows?

Tara: What’s magic really like?

[kmlangleyauthor]

Damien: *bouncing excitedly *

Jake: *whispering * We’re not joining a pirate ship crew.

Damien: Aww, why not? It sounds like fun.

Jake: *still whispering * It sounds like a disaster. I just want to know what Myung is hiding right now.

Damien: Wait, what is he hiding?

Jake: Don’t worry about it. I think two and a half years was my record. Dry spells happen. *shrugs *

Damien: *uncharacteristically embarrassed * That’s...way too long to go without. Ooh, Tara’s asking about magic. *nudges Jake’s leg * What could anyone here possibly know about magic?

Jake: Subtle. Really subtle. *nonchalantly sips coffee * So. Do you prefer to relax on vacation or have epic adventures?

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[HippieGhost]

Arya: It's f***ing awesome, that's what its like! Check this sh** out!

Arya raises a part of her shirt, revealing a detailed sigil burned into her side. It resembles a lizard wrapped around itself, and burn scars surround it, trailing up her entire body

Arya: That's my sigil of Fervous. It lets me do sh** like this! *Arya's left side erupts into flames * I can also cast spells of lightnight and ice, but I need my wand for that sh**. Fire though? I can do whatever I want with that.

Cheri: Naturally, you can tell we prefer adventures. Takir here is the only one that likes to relax around here.

Takir: That I do. Do any of you like fishing? Or perhaps learning knots?

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Sunni: I love to relax, so I usually go on vacation away from the other members.

Jae: Oh, Sunni loves fishing! He’s also great at sailing and has his own yacht—

Sunni: *whisper-hissing * What is wrong with you?! Stop talking! *louder * He’s kidding!

Jae: I’m not~.

Sang: Out of curiosity, is anyone allergic to shellfish? Or have allergies?

Joonie: *under his breath * I wish I could burst into flames...

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[HippieGhost]

Ghal: I hope I'm not allergic to shellfish! I'm one-eighth shellfish, on my mother's side. Ha! But no, we undarians are a bit like shellfish, we even have shells of our own!

Ghal lifts his feet, revealing the carapace-like shells on the bottom

Arya: I'd say you're more like a shark than a shellfish though.

Elra: I'm more interested in this yacht of yours. Are you wealthy, Sunni?

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[lunagraves714]

Sunni: *sighs and nods * All of us except Tara are rich. I love being out on the water, so I decided a couple years back to purchase a yacht. Now I go fishing every chance I get. Chung-Ae sometimes goes with me to practice his diving skills off the side of the ship.

Chung-Ae: *nods * Diving's my hobby.

Sunni: What's the area like where you're from?

[HippieGhost]

Elra: I see.... You and I will be having a discussion later then.

Arya: Oh man. You're so f***ed. *grins *

Cheri: *sighs * Aphing's not a bad place. It's a collection of kingdoms so it's a bit different everywhere you go, but the places we frequent tend to be coastal for obvious reasons. Solene's nice and calm, although the new vindicator they've got running their armies is a real dick.

Arya: Oh, you can say d*** and not get censored, but I can't say sh**? What the f*** is this bullsh**. What, are they just gonna censore every *** ****ed word that comes out of my mouth?! ***** **** *********** **** *** ******

Cheri: You asked for it... what about you guys?