Questions for YOUR characters to answer (reverse Q&A Pt.2, everyone welcome)

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Myung: Fair. *pulls out his wallet and starts counting out all the money in it * You take won, right? Or is this more your speed? *holds up the gold rings on his hands *

Sang: Infamy sounds cool--

Tara: For you maybe!

Min-Soo: I think being a pirate sounds cool.

Myung: What?

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Elra: * ignoring Ira * I'll accept both, Sir Myung, and I appreciate your generosity, * holds out hand *

Arya: *to Ira * Hey, you don't talk about our ship like that! We're the hardest b***es in the Aphuanian Sea, even with the swear filter!

Elra: This is true. The Crimson Tempest has never lost a battle, and my sister and I are the most feared pirates in Desthea at the moment.

Arya: *wraps an arm around Min-soo * This guy's got the right idea? What do you think? Wanna man the cannons? Or do you want to fight with the boarding party?

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Myung: *pauses, remembering the gold chain around his neck and sighing, snapping his wallet shut * On second thought, I’d rather join you.

Min-Soo: *grins * Yes, please~! Cannons sound fun!

Sang: Just what we need—Min-Soo operating a cannon of all things. *shakes his head * Does your ship have insurance?

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[HippieGhost]

Elra: Yes. We have a benefits package as well. Our alchemist, Kitt, worked with us on it. Apparently they were part of something called a union at some point. *looks to Myung * I'll still take the rings.

Cheri: Of course you will. *sighs * How do you folks feel about bringing down some corrupt knight orders, then?

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Min-Soo: Yeah~! But what’s a “knight”?

Myung: *mutters incoherently beneath his breath as he removed his rings, glad his sweatshirt hid his chain *

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Arya: You know, big guys in heavy armor? Super racist where we're from. They hate witches so I like to light them on fire.

Elra: At least the ones in Sevis are. Not all knight orders are corrupted, but those that are have been tainted to their roots.

Cheri: Tell me about it. Do you guys deal with that kind of bullcrap where you're from?

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Myung: All the time, but not from knights. Then again, I’ve never gone to a medieval times thing, so who knows?

Tara: What’s magic really like?

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Damien: *bouncing excitedly *

Jake: *whispering * We’re not joining a pirate ship crew.

Damien: Aww, why not? It sounds like fun.

Jake: *still whispering * It sounds like a disaster. I just want to know what Myung is hiding right now.

Damien: Wait, what is he hiding?

Jake: Don’t worry about it. I think two and a half years was my record. Dry spells happen. *shrugs *

Damien: *uncharacteristically embarrassed * That’s...way too long to go without. Ooh, Tara’s asking about magic. *nudges Jake’s leg * What could anyone here possibly know about magic?

Jake: Subtle. Really subtle. *nonchalantly sips coffee * So. Do you prefer to relax on vacation or have epic adventures?

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Arya: It's f***ing awesome, that's what its like! Check this sh** out!

Arya raises a part of her shirt, revealing a detailed sigil burned into her side. It resembles a lizard wrapped around itself, and burn scars surround it, trailing up her entire body

Arya: That's my sigil of Fervous. It lets me do sh** like this! *Arya's left side erupts into flames * I can also cast spells of lightnight and ice, but I need my wand for that sh**. Fire though? I can do whatever I want with that.

Cheri: Naturally, you can tell we prefer adventures. Takir here is the only one that likes to relax around here.

Takir: That I do. Do any of you like fishing? Or perhaps learning knots?

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Sunni: I love to relax, so I usually go on vacation away from the other members.

Jae: Oh, Sunni loves fishing! He’s also great at sailing and has his own yacht—

Sunni: *whisper-hissing * What is wrong with you?! Stop talking! *louder * He’s kidding!

Jae: I’m not~.

Sang: Out of curiosity, is anyone allergic to shellfish? Or have allergies?

Joonie: *under his breath * I wish I could burst into flames...

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Ghal: I hope I'm not allergic to shellfish! I'm one-eighth shellfish, on my mother's side. Ha! But no, we undarians are a bit like shellfish, we even have shells of our own!

Ghal lifts his feet, revealing the carapace-like shells on the bottom

Arya: I'd say you're more like a shark than a shellfish though.

Elra: I'm more interested in this yacht of yours. Are you wealthy, Sunni?

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[lunagraves714]

Sunni: *sighs and nods * All of us except Tara are rich. I love being out on the water, so I decided a couple years back to purchase a yacht. Now I go fishing every chance I get. Chung-Ae sometimes goes with me to practice his diving skills off the side of the ship.

Chung-Ae: *nods * Diving's my hobby.

Sunni: What's the area like where you're from?

[HippieGhost]

Elra: I see.... You and I will be having a discussion later then.

Arya: Oh man. You're so f***ed. *grins *

Cheri: *sighs * Aphing's not a bad place. It's a collection of kingdoms so it's a bit different everywhere you go, but the places we frequent tend to be coastal for obvious reasons. Solene's nice and calm, although the new vindicator they've got running their armies is a real dick.

Arya: Oh, you can say d*** and not get censored, but I can't say sh**? What the f*** is this bullsh**. What, are they just gonna censore every *** ****ed word that comes out of my mouth?! ***** **** *********** **** *** ******

Cheri: You asked for it... what about you guys?

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Sunni: *swallows nervously *

Jae: We're from different parts of Korea, but we live in a penthouse in Seoul, this really big, sparkly city. It's always super crowded with people, but we don't mind it. If anything, it makes us feel more at home. Do you like crowds?

Tara: *holds up her hand * Wait, I'm not from Korea! I was born in the States! I grew up in the suburbs of New York.

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Cheri: What the hell is Korea?

Arya: Or a state?

Elra: I doubt its a state of mind...

Takir: I believe you will find we have problems with crowds. We are calm among many seas.

Ghal: Ain't that the truth! Well said big guy!

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Sunni: Korea is a country, and a state is a smaller region inside a country.

Sang: Would you all rather be scholars or warriors?

Myung: Isn’t it obvious?

[blackorchid]

Mavus blinks hard. "Did we just...were there pirates?"

Goldie is already naming her ship and what her flag will look like.

"I don't know." Baccus rubs his head. "There was screaming and then I sort of zoned out. The fuck happened?"

"I honestly don't know."

Goldie pulls her fur coat more on her shoulders. She points a golden nail to Mavus. "Second, get the crew ready to sail."

"What?"

"And you, make sure we have enough rum!" She points to Baccus who salutes.

"Wait, are we pirates now?" Ophelia stands. "I don't like water."

"No, we're not pirates now." Mavus shakes his head. After a moment, he looks to the camera. "right?'

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Me, the author, DO YOU WANT TO BE?

Mavus once more adjusts his suit. He turns and smiled and looks like the cover of a GQ magazine. "I heard mention of colors. I work a lot with blueprints, so as long as I could read them, I don't mind."

Baccus, pouring his flask into this 'coffee' cup. He lifts his glasses for a second to look over the commotion. "Either I am entirely way too sober for this, or the mushrooms were way stronger than I thought."

"As noble-heir sons, we have to be scholarly and martially trained." Mavus replies

Baccus looks into the camera and winks. "All sorts of trained." He looks like he should be a key-phrase for a porn site search bar.

"Baccus." Mavus snorts through his nose.

Goldie holds up a hand to stop him. "No, no, let him keep going."

They don't see that Ophelia has also looked over and been hit by the powerful state of being ' t h i r s t y.'

Mavus shakes his head. "All right..." again he pulls on his suit to adjust it. "If you could have one superpower --"

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Goldie turns and hisses. "Don't be a basic bitch, Mavus. I can turn things into metal, flower child over there can grow anything, and you're asking for super powers. Oof." She throws a hand to Baccus. "Fuck it, give me the rum, now."

Mavus growls. "Fine. You win tickets to see any show in existence, what do you watch?"

Goldie points, "there is it. Now you're not just a pretty face."

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Myung: Maybe...maybe hockey?

Tara: Of literally all the things you could’ve picked, I did not see that one coming. Why hockey?

Myung: I like it when they get mad and start punching each other.

Tara: Ah, now it makes sense. Sunni, next question!

Sunni: If you were an insect, would you rather be a mosquito or a gnat?

Tara: Ew, what?!

Sunni: *shrugs * I’ve lost control of this event.

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Goldie blinks. "Honey, why in the fuck would I want to be a bug?"

Ophelia pulls her way from the fuck-boi photo shoot. "I would want to be a butterfly or a bee."

Goldie looks to her, love in her eyes. "Darling, could you stop being so damn precious."

Ophelia shrugs, but Baccus takes a sip. "They also eat decomposing things, so that kind of fits."

"Ew, what?" Goldie shakes her head.

Baccus nods and starts to roll another 'cigarette'. "I've been a bug before. I was a spider on the wall. Oh man, that was a good trip. I should make that again."

"Baccus," Mavus shakes his head. "Could you not talk about your illicit habits?"

Goldie, again, holds a hand up to Mavus, "No, no, let him keep going. I could be a drug Queenpin, too."

"Seriously."

Goldie shoots him a wide grin. All of her impeccable golden teeth, glisten. "Wanna bet, pretty boy?"

Ophelia looked to Baccus and pulls the 'cigarette' straight from his lips. She takes a long drag of it. "Okay, if you could live 24 hours as another person, who would it be?"

Goldie snorts, "a man, so I would never have to be drunk on wine when my own ego would suffice."

Ophelia coughs she laughs so hard. Mavus glares at him, but eventually, he and Baccus shake their heads and agree.

"I didn't come here to get attacked," Mavus puts a hand to his forehead.

Baccus points with the cigarette he's taken back. "I mean, sounds like they want to fight, so--"

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Jae: Twenty-four hours as another person? *thinks for a moment and grins * I think it would be cool to be a pro baseball player for a day. Baseball is extremely popular in Korea, and I’ve always wanted to throw the ball.

Sang: *wrinkles his nose * You mean “pitch”?

Jae: Yeah~! Who would you be?

Sang: A hot dog vendor on the streets of New York City.

IDOLZ7 and Tara: ...?

Tara: But why though?

Sang: ‘Cause everyone wants a taste of this—!

Sunni: *smacks him upside the head * No! Bad!

Sang: Ow, fine! No need to be so boring and bland, Sun. If you could redo or relive a moment in your childhood, what would it be?