One of my best friends used to share funny out-of-context quotes from her life every day. She no longer does this, but we had a lot of fun with it while it lasted. I'd like to invite you to share any funny quotes you have, whether they come from your own life or somewhere else.
"My friend told me that there is a switch halfway down the front that I need to toggle."
― Kari Rakitan
"You need to push a bottom on your creature."
― Kari Rakitan's Husband
And now, a funny quote from a famous science fiction author:
“You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets frustrated. After he pees in it himself, he likes the flavor much better, so he buys it.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
If you don't have anything right now, spend your day observing your life as an outsider would and come back to share later. Feel free to share a new quote every day
"The unexamined life is not worth living."