Quote your best insult (comics/novels welcome)

[kmlangleyauthor]

Apparently I have very few insults in my novel? But I think I have a couple funny ones

“Yeah, he doesn’t exactly help my reputation, the nice jerk.” Liz rolled her eyes.

Enjoy the lack of context

“Your brother,” she began, distaste evident on her features.
“Is family,” Damien cut in with a pointed look.
“Is an asshole,” she mumbled.
Jake laughed. “You’re both right.”

[lunagraves714]

I definitely like the second one

[taeyongkai223]

Mines not really a novel, more like a whole story- I've already wrote 2 pages- also I decided to change it to The Demon Lord and the Vampire!!

[taeyongkai223]

What like online thing do yall use for like drawing and stuff, or like apps- I said like to much- trust me I'm not Jojo Siwa-

[kmlangleyauthor]

The first one is more of a begrudging compliment in the form of light insult it really needs more context to make sense.

That second one always makes me laugh when I reread it

[ivanskilling]

I had the same problem of not being able to find many insults! But here's one from Devil's Triangle that hasn't been published yet:

“Sandra?” Her lips curled in a mocking sneer. “You mean that loose woman next door?”

Devil's Triangle | Tapas

It was easier to find insults in Dark Bytes actually.

Her eyes on the door, she watched it give way slowly under pressure. The hinges creaked and whined until finally, it burst open. A group of undead spilled into the small cabin, hungry for her blood. A smirk grew on her lips as she aimed the revolver at the large barrel of gunpowder at her feet.

“I’ve waited long enough, you pieces of shit. Now come and get me,” she snarled.

Dark Bytes | Tapas

[lunagraves714]

That first one reminded me of a bunch of high school mean girls lol

[snowy]

[ivanskilling]

Lol yup! Except instead of it being a high school mean girl, it's an old, nosy neighbor.

[lunagraves714]

I misread that so many times

[spelunkadunk]

This insult comes from my first chapter when the two MCs in my BL fantasy first meet.

He stared at me for a moment, and something unreadable swept over his face. Then he said coolly, “You have the eyes of a whore.”
I blinked at the topic change and the sting of his words. “I have my mother’s eyes.”
“Is that not what I just said?”

Needless to say, it is not love at first sight. XD

The Claimed: A Clash of Copper and Gold | Tapas

[paintedbynick]

I hope you all enjoy my comic!

Merry Mondays | Tapas

Merry Mondays

[lunagraves714]

Omg that kid’s a savage

[Crusoe]

The second one is so funny! I should read your thingie

[kmlangleyauthor]

That one won’t be posted for.... quite a while, still it was just too good to not post here

[impossiblesoul]

"And I’ll be taking much more than a kiss from her – after I get done turning you into the former director of the FBI. Hopefully, your associates find somebody less incompetent to replace you – hopefully somebody who knows what a comb and a razor is.”

https://tapas.io/series/Conquering-Planet-Earth/

[jamontoast98]

A few that I haven't written yet, but stick around in my head?

Guy to Girl: "What can I do to get you to love me?"
Girl: "Have you considered re-incarnation?"

Another one

Girl: "Fun fact, we're in the same class at school. I was moved forwards a year, and he was held back one."
Guy: "Hey, you can't just go around telling people that!"
Girl: "They'd find out soon enough."

[shapeshiftingmel]

It's not really an insult, but rather a nickname one of my characters lovingly uses to call his closest friend.
He likes to call him Finger McFuckFace purely because the other person loves wearing fingerless gloves and his attractive face pisses Person A off lmao

[DogshitJay]

"Listen croptop, nobody gives a fuck what you think, so how about you shut up and let the adults talk, hmm?"

I secretly like insults that reduce people to something that isn't actually rude but still sounds rude. This guy is indeed wearing a croptop!

[Legendofgenii]

Haha! Brilliant!