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May 2024

Is hot cocoa (hot chocolate) a dessert?

Liandan- Is that like a thing people eat these days?

Ogda- Drank one once, couldn't tell ya if I liked it or not since I can't taste or feel perishables.

Arim- It's good, we serve it to guests from the other layers. (We use it to show off our ties with the human world, but don't tell anyone, ok?)

Brigid- Disgusting, gives me stomach pain, nausea, and dry mouth. Hate it.

Is hot cocoa (hot chocolate) a dessert?

Ozwald: I wouldn't consider it a dessert I think is rather a drink for when you are feeling blue and need a little pick me up. chocolate is my favorite but I don't like it hot

Higen: Of course it is a dessert!!! that's what Niko´s abuela says she always goes making his best Latina grandma voice "Mijo, I made Choco... Chocolate calie...e...ente for dessert" and I would never go against what a grandmother says, Niko told me that if you do she will get the most powerful weapon in all the realms!

Ozwald: really? more powerful than my staff or your gloves?

Higen: Yes Ozwald, is such a scary weapon I can not bring myself to name it, that is why you should never make Niko´s abuela mad or any abuela mad, so I say dessert.

Ozwald: wow... I guess I'm with you then...

Capital YIKES.

is that weapon a sandal lol?

Question #2:

How often are you supposed to shower and change your clothes?


Leia: Like once a day. When you get home from school you shower and put on clean clothes. If you go anywhere else after that or get nasty you should shower again before putting on your pajamas, definitely.

Riley: I shower like three times a day. Once in the morning before school, once after my workouts and again right before I go to bed.

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Alicia: Like two or three times a w- (sees Kattar glowering at her) day? okay nobody in their right mind showers three times in one day. And if you don't get sweaty it's just a waste of resources to change your clothes too often.

Kattar: I will tolerate you wearing the same pair of jeans for two, MAYBE even three days in a row if I have to. But showers should be twice DAILY. Bed linen should be changed every two days. The house should be vacuumed and bathrooms should be cleaned every two days, minimum.

Alicia: nobody asked about the linen...

Kattar: laundry should be washed three times a week. And yes, you're supposed to fold things before you put them in the hamper.

Just gonna do Alec, Luke and Aldi for this interrogation

1. Is hot chocolate a dessert?
Alec: If it's sweet, then yes.
Luke: so, what does that make sweet tea then?
Alec: An aperitif? Without alcohol, that is...
Aldi: Wait, so I'm having three desserts a day?
Alec: We seriously need to drink more water, folks...

2. How often are you supposed to shower and change your clothes?
Alec: Once a day if you are into dirty work, three times a week if an office worker...As for clothes? Yes, I wear a different white suit every day, haven't you noticed? What about you, Luke? How often do you shower?
Luke:... ... ...
Alec: ...Okay, then. What about clothing? You DO do your own laundry, right?
Luke: I've been wearing this same white t-shirt for weeks...
Aldi: Gross...
Luke: Shush, you. We hadn't canonically met yet...

some people mix sweet tea with alcohol?!!!

Uh...maybe. Long Island Sweet Tea comes to mind. Never tried it myself.

Now I'm wondering if you can put alcohol in hot chocolate. It's gotta be a thing XD

Edit: Yep. It it.

I think I may have heard of rum spiked hot chocolate. I'm under drinking age so it's not for me tho

is that a joke about how much the Irish (allegedly) like drinking, or a real thing?

every Latino knows to be fearful of 2 things, la chancla (the sandal) and being called by your full name

we call them chancletas in my country (the Dominican Republic)

Ozwald: unpopular opinion.... once every two to three da mufghjfffff!!!

Higen shoves a soap bar into Ozwal´s mouth

Higen: you have to take a shower at the very least once a day especially if you had a training session and a very relaxing bath at the end of the day to make you forget all of your troubles.

Ozwald: coff Mr. Goddie two shoes coff I don't sweat that much that´s why I don't take constant showers

XDDD. Well I suppose everywhere has different rules. Lot's of people bathe twice a day in other places I think. And when you wash your clothes by hand (like I have to) I often rewear jeans and skirts and such. Now Alicia has no such struggle. She owns a washing machine and a ton of clothes, but she'll say she's conserving resources for the environment. (which I also consider a fair point)

Q1 - Is hot cocoa dessert?

Rose - Of course not! Stupid question.
Keanu - Yeah, it's a beverage.
Natsumi - I mean, I've had cocoa after a meal before.
Rose - But the rest of us have tea and coffee. You know, drinks.
Kukui - Is soup a drink?
Keanu - I mean...I guess?
Natsumi - That makes sense! Cocoa is like the soup of dessert!
Rose - What? No! That's dumb!
Natsumi - You're face is dumb! Maybe that's dessert!
Fuyumi - Can we move on to the next question, please? Let's not fall out over this.
Rose - How about I make your face soup? Tenderise it a little!
Natsumi - My face isn't sweet, so it's not dessert, idiot!
Keanu - Pretty sure she wasn't claiming that.
Lok - Are marshmallows in cocoa analogous to croutons?
Keanu - Not helping!
Kukui - I'm hungry now...

Q2 - How often should you shower/change your clothes?

Natsumi - They're both food you drink! How is this a big deal?
Rose - Because it's a dumb idea and you're dumb for thinking it!
Keanu - We've moved on to the next question.
Natsumi - Why can't you accept that it can be both?
Rose - Because words mean things! You can't just redefine beverage to whatever you like!
Lok - In my experience, excessive bathing can give your position away to the enemy.
Keanu - It's also a good way to get your ass exiled from camp.
Kukui - He smells like a tree.
Fuyumi - I change my outfit every day, though it's hard to bathe in the wild.
Keanu - We've worn the same outfits every day for the past month!
Fuyumi - My hoodie and jacket are the same but the shirt underneath is different.
Natsumi - #cocoaissoup!
Rose - That's not a thing! It's never going to be a thing!
Kukui - You can join us when we go bathing in lakes and stuff.
Fuyumi - ...that's fine. I can wait.
Keanu - Why? It's not like the artist is going to draw you nude.
Natsumi - THIS IS THE HILL I DIE ON!!!

wow Natsumi is dedicated to this xd.