Texas: Silverfish. Grasshoppers. Lots of little bugs that can't hurt me actually. Like if it's just sitting there minding it's own business I'll just avoid it, but when things like grasshoppers land on me I FREAK OUT.
Chili: This is NOT irrational. I'm afraid of finding bugs in a piece of fruit I've already bitten into like an apple or a guava, so I always slice my fruit before eating it.
Chili and Texas: Obviously milk, otherwise the cereal will get soggy while you put the milk back in the fridge. (stop and look at each other)
Chili: This is why we're friends.
Texas: Everyone else is out of their mind.
Chili: Yes. It's a combination of lots of other genres. And don't try tell me 'if it's a combination then it's not it's own genre.' Is soup not a food anymore? Huh!
Texas: ...
Chili: Yes and yes.
Texas: depends on the context. Some strategic sequins can work well. Leather pants can work depending on what they're paired with.
Chili: They work when they're paired with MY BODY!
Texas: (looks at him sideways) Just don't wear an outfit that's ALL leather. Tight pants should be paired with a loose fitting shirt.
Chili: I'm not sure I have an ideal type when it comes to physical features. I like girls with a lot of confidence and attitude who are proud of the skin their in and KNOW they're gorgeous, whatever they look like. I do like eccentric quirky fashion though, and people who can match me energy. If she isn't as extra as me, or close to it, I'll pass. Dyed hair is a yes. Colorful makeup, yes. Tattoos, body paint, yes please. I like LOUD.
Texas: IDK, I guess someone who is quirky like me. Bonus points if he has muscles. A fun fashion sense is always a plus too. Life is too short to wear slacks and polo shirts.