Ivan: Ah um, sooo...basically, I am a nice guy trying to save the world from being turned into a magicless shithole along with my friends! I do good stuff and receive gifts throughout my journey! And we stop the baddies, it's all just fluffy down here. It's all about righteousness with y'all, right? (*mumbles: this is so fucking awkward)
Nea: You lying, swindling piece of shit! How can even lie down here! He is just a filthy thief who likes to use people! He ain't stopping shit! He is the one trying to remove magic from the world! What gifts! You steal every penny you use! No fluff here, he is a goddamn druggie!
Ivan: Why you?! I am trying to get us some readers! Don't ruin it!
Nea: Hah, you have no idea. People prefer this kind of stuff nowadays, all badass and sassy y'know?
Ivan: Your vocabulary sure is vivid for a story set in the early 1900s. Btw, don't we have very few characters?
Nea: I guess there'll be more when this arc ends.... Breaking the 4th wall sure feels good, now I see why you do it all the time.
Ivan: Right! Wait, we didn't even properly pitch our series!!
Nea: Meh, too much work, let 'em read the description or something!
Ivan: Even though it's written so bad? Well whatever, let's just leave...