I got an entire list of Quotes of the Day for this!
"This pie is packing a lot under the hood."
โCan my beard cameo?โ
"Care to try the suburban urban bourbon?"
โGet God out of the arena, he lags the game!โ
"If you think Rodney the Squirrel Boy is bad, then get ready for Blodney the Marmoset Man."
โJam Survival Tip: If you see an animal get hit by a train, itโs safe to eat! Only unsafe animals avoid trains!โ
โIโm an unstoppable force of bad decisions.โ
โThe city, the slums, and slummier slums; itโs across the bay and we call it Shit Island.โ
...and like, 8 more pages of that.