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Jan 2020

I miss pangya. I mean I really really do.

I got an entire list of Quotes of the Day for this!
"This pie is packing a lot under the hood."
“Can my beard cameo?”
"Care to try the suburban urban bourbon?"
“Get God out of the arena, he lags the game!”
"If you think Rodney the Squirrel Boy is bad, then get ready for Blodney the Marmoset Man."
“Jam Survival Tip: If you see an animal get hit by a train, it’s safe to eat! Only unsafe animals avoid trains!”
“I’m an unstoppable force of bad decisions.”
“The city, the slums, and slummier slums; it’s across the bay and we call it Shit Island.”
...and like, 8 more pages of that.

You should make a comic about your quotes list, it sounds fun :+1:

I already got too much comic stuff to handle right now! Just been putttin' on Twitter, slowly but surely for now. Thanks!

A fun question: How can we know that the universe didn't just pop into existence last thursday?

Oh no, you found the thread legal loop hole, you can't say "random thing" :joy:

If we stick to the multiverse theory there is at least one parallel universe that didn`t pop into existance last thursday.

How weird would it be if our noses were our ears and vice versa? :joy::joy:

I can't help but wonder what aliens would think of our NSFW renditions of their kind. Offended? Flattered? The true mystery of alien kind. The world may never know

"Slinky! Slinky! Everyone loves a Slin.....Little Magical Sheep, why are you crying?"

Here's something random:

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami.

(A Polish tongue twister)

I never use lip balm yet my mother gives me a new tube of lip balm every Christmas so now I have a collection of at least five tubes of lip balm sitting right here under my computer monitor and they're all different kinds and all different flavors but I still never use them because I have a beard and mustache which protect my mouth from the cold and the rain so WHY does she keep giving them to me? I even told her I don't use the stuff but she keeps buying them! I don't get it! This one is "bourbon vanilla" and this one is "Oregon mint" and this one is "raspberry lemonade!" I mean, those sound nice in theory but I've also heard that using lip balm will actually dry your lips out even WORSE than if you DON'T use it and plus if it's supposed to PREVENT you from licking your lips why would they make them FLAVORED in the FIRST PLACE?!

Am I the only one who finds the voice of the young woman who keeps trying to get me to pay for Spotify Premium really irritating? Maybe it's not her voice and it's more her cadence, or the oddly condescending tone. Do you think Spotify did that on purpose? Do you think they hired a bunch of young people to just record a ton of those "wow, wouldn't it be super mega cool if you didn't have to listen to ads?" clips and then just focus tested them a bunch of times and asked the focus groups who they hated the most? That's how I'd do it. Just pick the one voice that people found the most obnoxious and then use that one to pester people every hour until they get so SICK of hearing that woman's voice that they scream "FINE! HERE'S MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER! JUST MAKE HER STOP TALKING!! It's a solid plan, it's just extremely evil. And I'm going to call their bluff. Even though I hate her voice I'm never going to pay for Spotify.