I got an entire list of Quotes of the Day for this!
"This pie is packing a lot under the hood."
“Can my beard cameo?”
"Care to try the suburban urban bourbon?"
“Get God out of the arena, he lags the game!”
"If you think Rodney the Squirrel Boy is bad, then get ready for Blodney the Marmoset Man."
“Jam Survival Tip: If you see an animal get hit by a train, it’s safe to eat! Only unsafe animals avoid trains!”
“I’m an unstoppable force of bad decisions.”
“The city, the slums, and slummier slums; it’s across the bay and we call it Shit Island.”
...and like, 8 more pages of that.