Shower Thoughts

[jarzebiny]

Have you heard of sensory deprivation tanks? There might be one where you live! You float in a very shallow pool of saltwater in complete darkness. There's no sound or anything to stimulate your senses and apparently you "feel nothing" after awhile. I don't know how true that is as I've yet to try one, but it might be as close as you can get. If you're into that, that is.

[HopCrop]

If I had any scientific know-how at all I'd figure out how to make paper out of kudzu and become a millionaire overnight. The stuff apparently grows a foot a day, so it replenishes fast, and it chokes trees to death. What better marketing slogan could there possibly be than "Save a tree: Use more paper!"?

[LT1986]

Most of the time when I'm in the shower I'm thinking about what time is it and how long have I been in here, because I don't want to be late for work.

[VibrantFox]

how come we don't have food like in the Fifth Element or other futuristic movies? Want chicken? Pop this thing in the microwave and bam fully cooked rotisserie. Pizza? Set this on a platter add water and poof full pie.

[HopCrop]

Back to the Future promised we'd have this by now. Also flying cars, and I'm still waiting for that.

It was only a year off on the Cubs winning a world series, though, so there's that.

[DiegoPalacios]

If we wash things with water, how do we wash the water?????

[dawgofdawgness]

FIRE

[DiegoPalacios]

(starts throwing torches at the sea)

" Is not working!!!!"

[Raven_C]

Sometimes i ponder about the question that’s as old as time: How many people say “gif” vs. those who say “jif”?

[hjfsdh2222]

They’d probably create fashion that looks great to color blind people but looks like shit to everyone else:3

[inevitabley]

This sounds hella retarded by I've been thinking of this theory for a whileeee

Did you ever realize everyone's 24 hours start and finish at a different time: based on the time that they were born. And no, I wasn't thinking about the timezone. I'm thinking about the time that they were born. The minute they were born, is the same time their 24 hour starts and ends.

[sararosebr]

Would anyone pee on a bear as a survival tactic?

Is it wrong that I am 98.4% sure that I have heard of someone doing that to protect their home? I think it was on a show on late night tv, and this old guy with about three teeth in his mouth is talking about how he was on his porch and pissed on it when it came too close. The bear tried to swat the stream, but finally wandered off and the man went on his day. I really hope that wasn't a fevered dream...

[sararosebr]

Either ideas that I know will 100% never appear in my story despite how awesome it seems in my head because it doesn't fit the plot, over analyzing a new character that will 99% end up in the story because of the plot, or weird conversations with the voices in my head.

[lintvar85]

I know I have a habit of thinking about what I could have said or done better during the day whilst in the shower.In the shower, I'm also usually planning what to wear & reminding myself not to forget things I've got to do during the day. Today I thought buying new fleece cardigan for autumn.

[andrew17]

Never enter a shower without a chinagraph pencil. Then if you have an idea for a comic you can write on the tiles and get clean without fear of the words washing off.

[inevitabley]

Randomly thinking about conversations I've had in past and suddenly realize, things aren't adding up and that I was lied to ._.

[vworksart]

If I look away from the curtain, will a shadow or the silhouette of something scary be there when I look back at it?

Is that bad? I feel like that's bad haha.

[joannekwan]

Another thought I frequently have while randomly musing:

If the world were to be plunged into a technological apocalypse let's say, like overnight all digital devices were rendered inoperable and the most advance thing that still works are analog mechanical things that don't require electricity like toilet flushing mechanisms, how long would it take humanity to get back to where we are today? Do people know how to essentially rebuild things like the internet from scratch? Is this knowledge stored in physical books or would it be lost with all digital information?

[faeriesandents]

How old is the oldest bird currently alive? This has been torturing half of us for weeks...

[andrew17]

I don't know but if it's old enough perhaps it will remember whether the egg came first.