Shower Thoughts

jarzebiny 2018-08-25 04:13:28 UTC #1

Post your shower thoughts. You know. Those little epiphanies or universally perplexing questions that come to you in the shower (or anywhere).

Like...Like, Canadian bacon. Do Canadians call it "Canadian bacon"? (Canadians, feel free to fill us in).

Or...The reality that I've probably photo bombed hundreds of people's family photos on accident. I mean, I've been to Disney World a lot and it gets crowded...It's inevitable. I'm probably in living rooms across North America.

So yeah. Shower thoughts!

joannekwan 2018-08-25 04:48:32 UTC #2

It seems the older I get the more violent my sneezes become.

fleohr 2018-08-25 05:08:06 UTC #3

My crazy thoughts are something like, "Is being dead like being in coma? Do I wake up/reborn as a baby without memories?"

And some are "Did I take shower yesterday?" Lmao, the time pass so fast

gh0stcr33p 2018-08-25 05:29:33 UTC #4

I only think of ideas for my comic in the shower. yeah I suck

VibrantFox 2018-08-25 05:39:04 UTC #5

to preface it was after a brief conversation about beans but i've always wondered why some beans (and other foods) have such odd names, like pigeon peas or lentil beans. does it mean it looks like it? is it the taste? who decided the etymology?

i also had a thought: what determines if an animal can swim or not. sure fish can by default but what about birds, reptiles, and mammals?

jarzebiny 2018-08-25 05:41:34 UTC #6

No way, man. That's where I get all the best ideas for my comic, no lie. Shower time is sacred.

A-weird-girler 2018-08-25 07:05:06 UTC #7

How come I have a specific voice for my OC but it isn't the voice in my head that normally reads things?

Raven_C 2018-08-25 07:10:59 UTC #8

i imagine what an anime opening for my comic would look like

thomassayle 2018-08-25 10:07:54 UTC #9

most of my shower thoughts are "did I already wash my hair?"

Jenny-Toons 2018-08-25 11:57:53 UTC #10

Me, as I'm washing my hands in the shower:

"Do people wash their hands in the shower?"

hjfsdh2222 2018-08-25 12:01:47 UTC #11

Wouldn’t it suck to be a fashion designer if you were color blind.

nascentechuva 2018-08-25 12:35:51 UTC #12

What if I can control water?

-proceeds to point hand at the shower head for an embarrassing amount of time-

bear1 2018-08-25 12:41:46 UTC #13

I think of comic ideas and plots....and as soon as I leave the shower...all my thoughts are gone...
Damn

Heliox14 2018-08-25 12:41:46 UTC #14

Is water wet?
Can I stand under this shower of hot water forever?

Just those things.

bear1 2018-08-25 12:43:54 UTC #15

I wash my soap with my hands before I use it to wash myself. Does that count?

OneHappyChap 2018-08-25 13:04:36 UTC #16

Why is Spongebob the only living household object in Bikini Bottom...

dawgofdawgness 2018-08-25 14:52:17 UTC #17

I do!

My shower thought: did I wash my back yet? Or was that yesterday? Or was that last week? Does time not work in the shower

beta1042 2018-08-25 14:54:37 UTC #18

O.o how do you wash soap?

OneHappyChap 2018-08-25 15:01:24 UTC #19

Does soap wash itself...

aFistFull 2018-08-25 15:08:10 UTC #20

At what point does a jacket become a coat? Seriously, like what length is the cut off point. I need facts and number and in that order.